Bandana Dan

Just a guy bein a dude

[Bandana Dan @BandanaDan6]

It must suck being a girl and having to carry around extra pairs of underwear in case a guy in a bandana walks by #whoops

[rags @ragsy12]

Took a girl home from the bar last night & she kept asking me if I was the 2004 PGA Championship winner the way I was making that Vijay Singh

[C of Red Central @CofRedCentral]

Leon if powerplays didn’t exist:

[Thomas Viola 🦥 @TVatWork]

A lot of talk about the Russell Wilson trade today, but never forget the wildest trade of all time happened OTD

[Bandana Dan @BandanaDan6]

@DVaive93 @CofRedCentral Same guy who has telling all the conservative voting "hicks" to pay his medical bills when the government took away his free Healthcare, last I checked its still free? With no indication or dialog about changing that in the future? Keep politics off your page

[Bandana Dan @BandanaDan6]

Females will literally move to B.C for 2 years then come back home acting like they discovered the key to the universe. Hunny all you discovered was the limit on your credit card, welcome back to reality #dansback

[Bandana Dan @BandanaDan6]

Everybody act gangsta till Call Me Maybe hits the aux

[Bandana Dan @BandanaDan6]

Guys who wear hats instead of bandanas are the same dudes ordering Shirley Temples at the club #bottomofthefoodchain

[Bandana Dan @BandanaDan6]

My spirit animal is a blue yak #wackyyacky

[Bandana Dan @BandanaDan6]

Men who get blackout at the club and drop shots for everyone regardless of the financial destruction are superheroes #notalldelinquentswearcapes

[Bandana Dan @BandanaDan6]

@jnotley0313 Its 365

[Bandana Dan @BandanaDan6]

@jnotley0313 365

[Bandana Dan @BandanaDan6]

Day 5 of quarantine: havent had sex in 18 months #cockblock

[Bandana Dan @BandanaDan6]

Warning: Just tested positive for having sick af forehead style #thebandanamakestheman

[Bandana Dan @BandanaDan6]

Everyone's complaining there's no toilet paper at the grocery store and the adult diapers section is stocked full, but y'all ain't ready for that conversation #whosthebigkidnow

[Bandana Dan @BandanaDan6]

Or you could wash your hands like a normal human being

[Banana Dan @BananaDan9]

According to medical experts high potassium helps prevent Coronavirus, if ya need a boost my dms are open 💁‍♀️ #COVIDー19

[Bandana Dan @BandanaDan6]

Just saw two moms high five in the grocery store because they were buying the same flavor of pizza pops , good to see white culture is still thriving #justwhitepeoplethings

[Bandana Dan @BandanaDan6]

Nütrl tastes like you're drinking club soda while the guy beside you is putting on scented lotion #drinkabeer

[Bandana Dan @BandanaDan6]

@EvVandermeer @jnotley0313 That comment has a very judgey tone

[Bandana Dan @BandanaDan6]

Ever take a shit that felt so good you literally force feed yourself for more ammunition #merrygoround

[Bandana Dan @BandanaDan6]

@jnotley0313 Cannot possibly get behind this enough