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well the stage was set, the sun was sinking low-down…

[braden @BanderReturn]

Alright dude what part of “Howdy” did you not understand

[braden @BanderReturn]

@BoltzmannBooty Trust Grok

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

that’s the drop of volcano sauce sandy tried to pour on spongebob’s tongue

[braden @BanderReturn]

@MichaelPBento Believe it or not, nasdaq +1%

[braden @BanderReturn]

@syndrome4ever @captKangol Wordle 1,808 4/6

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[braden @BanderReturn]

I think I’ve tweeted about this before but I’m always shocked how car dealerships are like designated PvP zones. Literally anything goes short of physical violence. They can lie to your face and you can call them a stupid motherfucker and that’s just business baby

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

One time my mom was buying a car & the salesman asked if she wanted the extended warranty. She said no & he was like “well I’ll just throw it in anyway.” After she left she found out he charged her for it & he was like “that’s what throw it in means, you throw it into the bill.”

[braden @BanderReturn]

@syndrome4ever @captKangol Wrong, I do!

[braden @BanderReturn]

@infantrydort “I would siege Constantinople to save the life of an American son or daughter. Ruthlessly.”

Fair enough. But would you suck every dick in Constantinople to do the same?

[braden @BanderReturn]

@LeonardRobot I genuinely hope you’re right and we don’t have to find out!

[braden @BanderReturn]

@LeonardRobot He’s a self-described military history buff. It doesn’t matter if your girlfriend or anyone else knows what it is. It matters if he does

[Big Green Tea Guy @FriendlyKnave]

YES!! And maybe Mamdani meets up with Wemby at his hotel room to congratulate him on his accomplishments in Leftism and Basketball, and after brainstorming ways to resolve every division in leftism… Well, I can’t spoil the *spicy* end to the RPF I’m writing 🫢

[Big Green Tea Guy @FriendlyKnave]

Yes! Basketball is just like the theories of Karl Marx!!!!

Karl Marx[a] (German: [ˈkaʁl ˈmaʁks]; 5 May 1818 – 14 March 1883) was a German philosopher, social and political theorist, economist, journalist, and revolutionary socialist. He developed the theory of historical materia

[braden @BanderReturn]

@CooperBlodgett

[braden @BanderReturn]

Lot of responses to this throwaway tweet written for the 5 people who give me courtesy likes on here. An interesting cross-section of boomers calling me gay, younger right-wingers calling me a communist, and even a lefty or two calling me heartless. A real Rorschach test.

[braden @BanderReturn]

The problem with housing is that boomers want to have it both ways—that is, as a financial asset, but also as a sacred “home” they’re entitled to keep.

If you want the former, you need to pay your taxes. And if you want the latter, then it can’t be a financial asset.

[braden @BanderReturn]

Now obviously thats not the politics I believe in. But the tweet was written from the political terrain of personal responsibility. Demanding all the benefit of scarce, speculative housing and none of the terrifying costs is having your cake and eating it too.

[braden @BanderReturn]

@skull_moss And yeah, I know this avoids a lot of nuance. But you and I have been told to eat shit our entire lives. I have no love lost for these people. Maybe that makes me a bad person

[braden @BanderReturn]

@skull_moss Our gov” ok but who put them there? 2024 presidential voting age demographics

[SpongeBob Opinions and Takes @spongeopinions]

"Would SpongeBob be considered as cultural appropriation? With its usage of the Hawaiian aesthetic and music?"

[braden @BanderReturn]

@WalterEWayne Wordle 1,805 5/6

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[braden @BanderReturn]

The problem with housing is that boomers want to have it both ways—that is, as a financial asset, but also as a sacred “home” they’re entitled to keep.

If you want the former, you need to pay your taxes. And if you want the latter, then it can’t be a financial asset.

[Jackie Chea ⚖️ @Fair_and_Biased]

I’m a Millennial.

I’m also shocked at the replies I got when I suggested that the elderly shouldn’t have to sell their homes if they can’t pay inflated property taxes.

It’s clear to me that people carry a deep hatred of their parents’ and grandparents’ generations.