my favorite thing about queer eye is just the abstract idea that if you don’t moisturize then 5 gay men are going to storm into your home and absolutely obliterate you on a personal level
sometimes,
you gotta LET yourself be sad.
just ugly cry all over your pillow and binge watch a sitcom.
you’ll eventually break if you suppress all negative emotions so just ride it out and the storm will eventually clear.
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6 months on from a Yes vote on marriage equality:
✅ Gender fluidity widespread and compulsory
✅ Christmas and Easter successfully cancelled
✅ Dildos in classrooms everywhere
✅ Everyone is gay now
✅ I have married the harbour bridge
Great work, everyone.
The ending of stranger things 2 where Dustin gets all dressed up and looks cute as heck but no girls would dance with him? It honestly makes me want to die