Michael Scalzo

The only mascot man enough to venture out of Fenway into enemy territory. Since 2004.

[Michael Scalzo @BanditWally]

@TonyDonley I’m convinced! #panosianforlogan2028 #makexmengreatagain

[Michael Scalzo @BanditWally]

@Wally97 @bjnovak I think we DID!

[Michael Scalzo @BanditWally]

@RealKidPoker But more importantly, go Leafs, go!
Let’s ride the momentum of our regular season-ending 5-game winning streak all the way to the Stanley Cup Championship. The last time both the Bruins and the Red Wings missed the playoffs was 1967. It’s our year!

[Michael Scalzo @BanditWally]

@Rudbrps @RealKidPoker @phil_hellmuth In the very unlikely event that happened, Negreanu would river the case 10, and Hellmuth would throw a tantrum.
Go Leafs, go!

[Michael Scalzo @BanditWally]

@urbanbarbarian Amazing, as usual. I’d expect nothing less. 😃

[Michael Scalzo @BanditWally]

@EpochInspired Headline the next day: Mama Duck sues Texas Police Officer. “We weren’t trying to cross the road, and he forced us to!” 😉😂

[Michael Scalzo @BanditWally]

@Jared_Carrabis Very sad to hear of Larry’s passing. He gave me the nod (via email) to keep appearing at MLB ballparks in my homemade Green Monster costume after seeing pics of me with fans on https://t.co/FRYVO6BqlC at Game 3 of the 2007 ALDS. He changed the face of Red Sox baseball forever.

[Michael Scalzo @BanditWally]

@salmaiorana Tyler Bass is going to wake up screaming multiple times tonight….and for many nights to come.

[Michael Scalzo @BanditWally]

@CynicalMother Agreed. Kind of like Clifford the Big Red Dog!

[Michael Scalzo @BanditWally]

@torycave @salmaiorana Sal has only been covering the Bills, and sports in general, for YEARS. You have no idea what information he is privy to that allows him to make “educated guesses” like this. I’d trust his “guesses” more than most facts. Lol

[Michael Scalzo @BanditWally]

@ToddBridges I thought maybe Harry Hamlin in the red. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Michael Scalzo @BanditWally]

@RealKidPoker Thanks for this! Much needed after the way our Leafs underperformed in the playoffs. ☹️

[Michael Scalzo @BanditWally]

@AdriannePalicki While in LA, why not take the @brokenlizard gang and make an appearance at @BUSBYSWEST? 😃

[Michael Scalzo @BanditWally]

@AdriannePalicki Stop loafing. 😂

[Michael Scalzo @BanditWally]

@Brazzers @netflix 😵🤣

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

[Michael Scalzo @BanditWally]

@CynicalMother Thank you for using the correct spelling of “peak!” I have recently seen SO many instances of using “peak” for “peek,” and vice versa, I’m concerned @MerriamWebster might switch them in the dictionary. 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

[Michael Scalzo @BanditWally]

@AdriannePalicki Congrats, Annie! I loved working on Slammin’ Salmon with them! And working with you back before it all started. ☺️

[Michael Scalzo @BanditWally]

@DonOrsillo Miss you on NESN!!
Respectfully yours, Bandit Wally (as Remy used to call me)

[Michael Scalzo @BanditWally]

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