Teemo

When comes to what I do, there is no joy, no regret. There is only a job....a job I seem to be pretty good at. (LoLRP) not affiliated with riot

[Teemo @BandleScout]

"Somethings never change.

They keep coming and the story always end with me.

One day, they'll learn, Or not, I'll still be here either way."

[Teemo @BandleScout]

"I swear the stuff you can buy in this place. Can't believe I used to go to Piltover for repairs.

Just might set up a little nest here. A home away from home.

Not a drop of mead in sight, though."

[Teemo @BandleScout]

@iTidalTrickster "Heh, I hear that. It's not their fault tho.

Some people got it, some don't. Most humans don't."

[Teemo @BandleScout]

@PigOfEightPaths "Because you like bothering me while I'm working. I take work very seriously. The other yordles back home picked up on that pretty fast.

Before I left the scouts, had a friend back home she'd know just how to get me outta work mode."

[Teemo @BandleScout]

"Man...on strike. No real reason to hang around.

Freljord's too cold. Shurima's too hot. Ionia's too...Ionia. Noxus sucks. Demacia hates magic.
Pilover's annoying.

Hmmm...maybe Bilgewater...nah, too close to the Isles

Zaun...dark, secretive, opportunistic...hmmm. Perfect."

[Teemo @BandleScout]

@PigOfEightPaths "Heh, Zaun's not permanent. Bandle will always be home. Home is just gonna have to miss me for a little while.

And no need to worry. Me, life, and death might as well be the three peas in a pod."

[Teemo @BandleScout]

@PigOfEightPaths "Great lighting to get around unseen, everyone's up to something so no one asks questions. Pretty everyone's welcome as long you can take care of yourself.

Plus, the helmet is perfect for the air over there. Easy choice, really."

[Teemo @BandleScout]

@PigOfEightPaths "Yeah. Great place, but that's more a work thing.

Been all over Runeterra, really. Got pretty fond memories of Zaun.

[Teemo @BandleScout]

"That depends on what squirming looks like.

I'm not tryna put the towns folk in a bind because the higher ups are too afraid to take care of their own when they need it."

[Teemo @BandleScout]

"As much as I hate not bring able to work, it's not a bad idea...

But you and I both know how stuck in their ways the big wigs can get.

We're going to need a better solution at some point. Exile is extreme, and we never should've started doing it."

[Teemo @BandleScout]

"You got any better ideas? I tried to plead Veigar's case when they were ready to give 'em the boot.

What do you do when a yordle becomes volatile beyond recognition?"

[Teemo @BandleScout]

@HxlcyonHeart He dives out of the way, leaving yet another poison trap behind.

Another blinding knife flying towards his opponent as the trap releases its noxious gas into the air.

[Teemo @BandleScout]

@HxlcyonHeart "This would a lot easier if the feeling was mutual."

He let out sigh, releasing any sort of regret he had been holding on to.

He focused his breathing, readying his rifle before attempting to slip into his camouflage again.

[Teemo @BandleScout]

@HxlcyonHeart The gusts were enough almost knock him off balance, but he stood firm.

"Sure you want to keep going? Breathing all that in is bound to cause some serious damage.

We stop this right, and you'd be no worse for wear" He said placing another small knife into the sheath on his boot

[Teemo @BandleScout]

@HxlcyonHeart He'd dodge the claw, rolling off to the side.

Drawing a small knife from the side of his boot, he'd sling it at the winged yordle before retreating into the poison cloud set off before.

This knife different from the one at his hip, this knife being coated in his blinding poison

[Teemo @BandleScout]

@HxlcyonHeart "Who's to say I wasn't? I'm just a yordle hell bent on protecting his home. Who lives in it or leaves....I don't make that call."

With that he dropped one of his disks to the ground before giving it a tap with his boot.

Another thick cloud of green smoke enveloping the yordle.

[Teemo @BandleScout]

@HxlcyonHeart He'd reach behind his cloak holding three more of the very same disks in his hand.

"Then you'll be saving me the trouble of thinking about pleading your case.

The filthiest of chem barons in Zaun would crumble to this.

This has kept Bandle a secret for centuries."

[Teemo @BandleScout]

@HxlcyonHeart He'd noticed the other's advance, his hand forced.

"Fine then."

He'd dive backwards before donning the helmet attached at his hip.

He'd throw a small metallic disk at the swarm that exploded upon contact releasing a cloud of poison in the air.

"That's as far as you go."

[Teemo @BandleScout]

@HxlcyonHeart "Mother fu-"

He'd grab his knife once again, slashing at few of bats.

He then took out his dart gun and began firing at them, thinning the swarm as much as he could

"Reeaally making a case for you not desering exile right now!" He exclaimed sarcastically as he continued firing

[Teemo @BandleScout]

@HxlcyonHeart "You left. Once you leave we can't guarantee your safety.

I'm trying to set the record straight and you're ready to come for my throat. You're aren't /bad/ you're /cornered/

While both are completely different, they can be just as dangerous."