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[αη∂яσмαℓιυѕ @BaneOfThieves]

ᴀɴᴅʀᴏᴍᴀʟɪᴜꜱ // ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴇᴀʀʟ ᴏꜰ ʜᴇʟʟ

⇢ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ ᴛᴀꜱᴋᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙʀɪɴɢɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛʜɪᴇᴠᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴏʟᴇɴ ɪᴛᴇᴍꜱ
⇢ ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏᴠᴇʀᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴡɪᴄᴋᴇᴅɴᴇꜱꜱ
⇢ ʜᴏᴀʀᴅᴇʀ

ꜰᴄ: ᴀꜱᴜᴋᴀ, ᴇᴠᴀɴɢᴇʟɪᴏɴ Q

"ɴᴏᴡ, ᴘᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱʜɪᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ."

[αη∂яσмαℓιυѕ @BaneOfThieves]

@Outboundheart Bats the pokey hand away.

"Aaahh. The Arch-demon? I am Andromalius, the Earl."

[αη∂яσмαℓιυѕ @BaneOfThieves]

Wants attention

H u f f

[αη∂яσмαℓιυѕ @BaneOfThieves]

@Outboundheart Happy hiss

"Who might you be?"

[αη∂яσмαℓιυѕ @BaneOfThieves]

"Don't boop my snoot"

[αη∂яσмαℓιυѕ @BaneOfThieves]

"Just like how heaps of people actually full on die in traffic accidents. Man, you should really just focus your energy on not important things."

Andromalius wondered is this person even realised they were talking to a literal demon. As if that insult meant anything to them.

[αη∂яσмαℓιυѕ @BaneOfThieves]

"my point is, everything rots your brain. In different ways. You can't tell people not to enjoy something just because a select few become distorted."

[αη∂яσмαℓιυѕ @BaneOfThieves]

@KenkakuTensai "Most Dukes and Earls you can summon teach you knowledge, not all of them are for savagely tearing apart your enemies. In fact, few are. Most teach astrology, philosophy, that sort of thing."

Humans were all to eager to see good and evil instead of pure and complex.

[αη∂яσмαℓιυѕ @BaneOfThieves]

@KenkakuTensai

"Ohoho what do we have here?"

The demon was bored, so they figured it might be fun to pester some poor unfortunate humans.

"When's the last time you had a shower, huh?"

[αη∂яσмαℓιυѕ @BaneOfThieves]

"As is everything. Fat, sugar, sleep, video games, anything that derives pleasure can be addictive."

[αη∂яσмαℓιυѕ @BaneOfThieves]

The demon frowns.

"Partially, yes. "

[αη∂яσмαℓιυѕ @BaneOfThieves]

They roll their eyes

"Ethical porn is a thing. Just do your research into the companies. Duh."

[αη∂яσмαℓιυѕ @BaneOfThieves]

"Snake fangss."

The demon has to focus not to hiss, so half the time they can manage not to do it but when they are emotional... It gets rather difficult.

[αη∂яσмαℓιυѕ @BaneOfThieves]

"It fulfills a need for humans to keep their behaviour under control. A human in heat is fucking unbearable. You know those guys walking around like fucking peacocks and those women who are way too touchy?"

[αη∂яσмαℓιυѕ @BaneOfThieves]

"You assume all demons are the same. We come in many forms. Part of us have very sharp fuck off fangssss that ssometimessss make it hard not to hissss"

[αη∂яσмαℓιυѕ @BaneOfThieves]

Bites @NxwFxith's shoulder armour.

"Yep that's well made no need for you to update that."

Pats his shoulder.

[αη∂яσмαℓιυѕ @BaneOfThieves]

"I'm a fucking demon."

[αη∂яσмαℓιυѕ @BaneOfThieves]

In the distance:

"Booooorriiinnnngggg"

[αη∂яσмαℓιυѕ @BaneOfThieves]

"I hiss when I am angry or excited okay? fuck off."

[αη∂яσмαℓιυѕ @BaneOfThieves]

"Time to torture some damned sssoulssssssss"

[αη∂яσмαℓιυѕ @BaneOfThieves]

The Earl pouted a little at the hair ruffle before going back to fix any stray ginger locks.

"If taking care of it means stabbing things with it then yeah, definitely going to take real good care of it."