Bane Shaz

Formerly Known as Waylor Tard.
Born in the Darkness that is Orioles Baseball

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Didn’t hit me until last night and right now that Adley Rutschman is really gone forever.

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@MesseJinter We on #3DayWeekendWatch

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Just hurry up and start the football season man

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Third straight infuriating loss and just like that the Baltimore Orioles have played themselves out of postseason contention.

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I hate to be that guy because I know it’s only his first year as a manager but if you can get a guy like Mattingly or even Cora to come to Baltimore next season then you throw Albernaz to the wolves.

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Respectfully I hope the very next pitch Jahmai Jones sees is right to his fkin dome

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Brandon Young is no hitting the Red Sox idgaf I refuse to recognize Adley as anything but an Oriole today

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Orioles up 5-0 now off the second home run off Adley Rutschman at Camden Yards!

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LEFTIES ARE SO COOKED VS THE ORIOLES WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY’RE HAVE TO PITCH TO COBY MAYO, LUIS ROBERT JR., AND PETE ALONSO IN A ROW 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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LUBOB

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Of fucking course

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@MesseJinter Slave I/Qui-Gon/Sword of Omens/Italian Sausage/Times New Roman (basic I know)/Family Circus/Swanson/Curb Your Enthusiasm/Batman (NOT Snyder’s)/Bubblegum/Not medieval but Bamboo torture is crazy

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@MesseJinter 26/Cheetah/Green/Waluigi/Chef/Triceratops/Stark/Faint - Linkin Park/ 0.7mm/83% Hot/Left/Holland/Poseidon/Saturn/Black Knight

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Of course the Guardians and Rangers both lost and it would’ve been a prime opportunity to make up ground today and we choked it away against the COLORADO ROCKIES

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If getting near swept isn’t bad enough just remember that this series was far and away the easiest one left

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Cowser robbery away from getting swept by the Colorado Rockies and I’m supposed to believe we’re a playoff team okay 💀💀💀

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IT ONLY TOOK 29 INNINGS BUT THE ORIOLES ARE FINALLY STRINGING THINGS TOGETHER

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I’m surprised Albernaz isn’t going to Luis De Leon here you know just because he was like next to his glove or something

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This has been such an unlucky series for our hitters please just come home with a win and focus on the gauntlet of a season the rest of the way.

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Luis Robert Jr.'s first Orioles hit is a two-run double off the wall!