Steff Bane Carey

Life liaison, cosmic questioner, purveyor of fine random thought and giver of useful advice you may never need.

[Steff Bane Carey @Baneiac]

An art exhibit of all crooked, framed art work would be my own personal hell. #LifeofaVirgo

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You may not know this but when you become a parent, you are are on an endless loop of collecting and losing water bottles for the rest of your life.

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I think the worst word in the world may be ‘bunions.’

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Here’s a story. It’s unseasonably hot so you have your windows down in the car but notice how dirty your windshield is so you give that washer button a firm push and wash your windshield and your eyeballs at the same time.

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Halloween 2022 observation: no York peppermint patties

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PSA: when it comes to you and what you do- very few people's opinions matter. #realtalk #doyou

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Please enjoy the bare eyebrow moment happening in fashion. I’ll be over here in the bush league. #miafurrow #highbrow #archbishop

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Apparently it's Fall and I have to wear jeans today. Appreciate the thoughts and prayers.

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Anyone else sneeze when they get chilly? #blessyou

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Aaand that’s the second time I shaved over that mosquito bite. #Tpain 🩸

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Impossible for me to be around a sleigh bed and not get 5-10 thigh bruises.

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I need to know why there is never enough chocolate is “pain au chocolat.”

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You ever nail reference to a movie/ show based on a current conversation and then no one in ur current conversation knows your reference and it's just the biggest, most maddening waste? #timeaftertime

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I’m just a sucker for a fashion collab yall. Mostly in the sneaker category. Thanks for listening. #Kickstarter #lacesout

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Do yourself a favor and squish the tissue box before you throw it away. You'll fit at least 10% more in the bin. #gladwechatted

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If you see an old school red Ferrari who do you think of? #RichardGreico

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Have you ever tried to sing into Shazam to try to find a song? I wouldn’t recommend it. #humblepie

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The flies this year seemed to have been using creatine during their off season. #beefy #also #🤮

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How much coffee is too much coffee? Let's take a look.

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About me: Really good at packing a suitcase for a trip. Really bad at unpacking a suitcase after a trip.

[Steff Bane Carey @Baneiac]

I used to snap peas for hours when I was a kid. Why do kids not snap peas anymore? #alsoaskingmyself