Koolkid47

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[Nompumelelo @lelo_mkhondo]

A girl on TT said she recently met a guy who ghosted her years ago and finally asked him what happened. 😭

Apparently, shortly after they met, he invited her to a chillas. They started playing 30 Seconds and he confidently said:

"Baby, we got this. I'll describe."

The timer starts.

Him: "25th of December!" Her: "Father Christmas!"

The room went silent. 💀

Then everyone burst into laughter.

Years later, his friends still call him Father Christmas. 😭😂

[Dalai Nyama @DALiii_Danger]

🇮🇹

[SLIME EM OUT @Booegiemann]

Cyan Boujee
JussGigi
Mawhoo
Boity
Pearl Thusi
Cindy Makhathini
Cyan Boujee again.
Pearl Thusi (run that back, turbo)
Bonang Matheba
Pearl Thusi (again and again)

Idc, I can wait till they are 60.

[Evelyn AnitE @Anite__Evelyn]

@AfricaFactsZone, Thank you for bringing this up. First, it's true I took back my ambulance & I have no apologies for that. Why did I do it? It's because they didn't vote for me. So did you expect me to walkaway with nothing? Galatians 6:7 A man reaps what he sows.

[Sensurround @ShamashAran]

i'm going to guess that the guy mowed his neigthbors lawn once and he called the cops over it or something even stupider

[Slaughter. @BafanaSurprise]

I never laughed so hard in my Life! Kasi gents will always be goated!

[Peché Africa 🇿🇦 @pmcafrica]

I can't imagine the trauma the passenger went through when the door didn't want to open 😭

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom of my life

[Septum piercing twïtter @ToBeyOrNoToBey]

The amount of forehead under those berets

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

I think that is the best advertisement I’ve ever seen.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

You know you could've just spelled out San Andreas

[Uncle Chu @datchuguyy]

He wanted to see what a plane’s cockpit looks like, unknown to him, the plane was hijacked 😭😭😱

[𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐢 @tsitsiii_t]

skill issue🫩😔

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

Do you know how dark the Epstein files must be for them to try and distract you with aliens???😭😭😭😭😭

[horse @horsetwting]

open the schools

[Petite Ebony Girl 🇵🇸 @PetiteEbonyGirl]

Serving everything but the public 😍

[GOLKITDA 🦅⚖️ @_Kamor]

This man brought electricity to his town and pays the scholarship for 60 students from his own pocket. He contested an election and lost. Apparently, they voted against him cause he is rich enough. So he took everything including the electricity and asked them to meet their winner.
Color me petty jorr, I love him. 😂❤️🫵🏽