Booker DeWitt

False Shepherd. Ex-Pinkerton. Independent Contractor. ///Crack!RP account, actual account on

[Booker DeWitt @BaneofColumbia]

So why doesn't Columbia have pepper machines?

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@RapturesKing Finkton maybe

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Best seat in the house.

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@sanctamater Anything for the First Lady of Balloonumbia. #bestnotwife

[Booker DeWitt @BaneofColumbia]

@sanctamater well then im gonna go dig up some more flowers an new hats and uh..probably throw coins in your altar place for that.

[Booker DeWitt @BaneofColumbia]

@RapturesKing @sanctamater Did you forget there's like 122 of me

[Booker DeWitt @BaneofColumbia]

@sanctamater #StillabetterhusbandthanComstockandRyan I win

[Booker DeWitt @BaneofColumbia]

@RapturesKing @sanctamater What did you think was gonna happen pal

[Booker DeWitt @BaneofColumbia]

@sanctamater For the best not-wife ever. I learned more guitar music for those fancy tea parties you have.

[Booker DeWitt @BaneofColumbia]

@RapturesKing @sanctamater I aint no doctor so I can make it as painful as I want.

[Booker DeWitt @BaneofColumbia]

@RapturesKing @sanctamater I'LL STRANGLE YA WITH THAT STUPID SUIT OF YOURS

[Booker DeWitt @BaneofColumbia]

@sanctamater @RapturesKing NOT WIFE, I THINK IT'S TIME TO BOMB RAPTURE.

[Booker DeWitt @BaneofColumbia]

@RapturesKing @sanctamater Yeah im gonna pull a Steinman and rearrange your face

[Booker DeWitt @BaneofColumbia]

@RapturesKing @sanctamater EXCUSE THE HELL OUTTA YOU PAL

[Booker DeWitt @BaneofColumbia]

@Zealotofthelady @DrJSSteinman @agnellae @transorbitaire same difference

[Booker DeWitt @BaneofColumbia]

@sanctamater @DrJSSteinman I heard some new goddess is tryin to muscle her way in to your shrine, there @DrJSSteinman. Some ugly chick ngl

[Booker DeWitt @BaneofColumbia]

@sanctamater @DrJSSteinman Just...just kill him if he brings it up.

[Booker DeWitt @BaneofColumbia]

@DrJSSteinman @sanctamater Why the hell did my other self go to such a pisshole place to live in

[Booker DeWitt @BaneofColumbia]

@sanctamater @DrJSSteinman YEAH HEAR THAT DOC? GO SUCK A SCALPEL

[Booker DeWitt @BaneofColumbia]

@DrJSSteinman says you who ends up looking like you made out with a fuckin blender