MikeP

Host of fantasy football podcasts @BangAveragePod and Talkin' Togga. Takes a better corner than you.

[MikeP @BangAverageMike]

I’d like to thank my friends, my family, the studio. Everyone who believed in me. Especially @cesc4official, for being my inspiration.

Mostly I’d like to thank the fans without you this would never have been possible. #bangers
@OfficialPanini @BangAveragePod

[MikeP @BangAverageMike]

@tottiandor @bluesky See you there! https://t.co/mYOKPllYzG

[MikeP @BangAverageMike]

@SamMonsonNFL GROSCHE Milano series are great

[MikeP @BangAverageMike]

@PaniniAmerica Gotta assume there’s an @arturodraws collab on the way?

[The Draft Society @Draft_Society]

🧰FANTASY TOOLKIT🔧

In this thread we will attempt to collate all the information, reviews, video and audio material we have produced in the last few days about our new and exciting Fantasy Toolkit

[MikeP @BangAverageMike]

I don’t think it fair to accuse Fred of knowing exactly what he’s doing tbh

[MikeP @BangAverageMike]

@SportsByGotti I remember betting on 2021/22 fantasy points and me being right.

[Brian Phillips @brianphillips]

England managing to lose on penalties even in a match that isn’t going to penalties. Simply incredible commitment to the bit.

[Tottiandor @tottiandor]

Hey #DraftPL folk!
I will be in London with some of my Home League folks next weekend and wanna organise a mini-Draftapalooza meetup to watch Friday's Brentford-Brighton (14th Oct) game together somewhere in central London, or wherever is clever!
Comment, RT, DM appreciated

[MikeP @BangAverageMike]

@de_mella Antony, Isak then Auba. I think Antony sees the most playing time of the three, which could easily be wrong.

[MikeP @BangAverageMike]

@SportsByGotti The important thing is you lost

[Aaron Moniz @amonizfootball]

United's double pivots on the first game of recent Premier League seasons:

2016/17– Fellaini, Herrera
2017/18– Matic, Pogba
2018/19– Pereira, Fred
2019/20– McTominay, Pogba
2020/21– McTominay, Pogba
2021/22– McTominay, Fred
2022/23– McTominay, Fred

[MikeP @BangAverageMike]

@FantasyYIRMA @FantasyGaffer I asked a very sincere question about the dynasty draft. I regret nothing

[MikeP @BangAverageMike]

@FantasyGaffer @FantasyYIRMA Only an hr for his birthday. Ouch

[MikeP @BangAverageMike]

Wout van Aert is a ridiculous human

[MikeP @BangAverageMike]

I was reading a text from @FantasyGaffer yesterday when some guys asked what I was reading… I told them it was a message from John and they smashed me in the face… I said “that’s fair”

[Alan Dershowitz @AlanDersh]

Excerpts from a letter to me:

I was reading your book yesterday at the beach, when some guys …asked me about the book …so I told them that I had a great deal of respect for the author…
Without warning, I was slugged and punched in the face.

[CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ @CBSSportsGolazo]

Dimitri Payet's worldie has been voted UEFA Conference League Goal of the Season. 🚀

Puskas Award next? 🤔

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Ralf Rangnick announces that he will not be staying on at United as a consultant.

#MUFC

[MikeP @BangAverageMike]

@DamoMackle Just had to be patient I suppose

[MikeP @BangAverageMike]

Neil Redfearn

[Deablo fan account @DeferredWalkOn]

Men will literally sit around and name random sports players for two hours instead of going to therapy.

[MikeP @BangAverageMike]

My 2 year old just asked me “Is the game on?” and I’ve never been prouder.