Reality: Vi couldn’t sleep, got obsessed with how sharp Caitlyn’s nose bridge looked, then climbed on and rode that nose till she came. Caitlyn was so wrecked from diving the day before she slept through the whole thing
Caitlyn’s a pro diver. One morning she wakes up and tells Vi, “Babe I dreamed I was drowning last night but my diver instincts kicked in and I survived.”
Reality:……