Banjo Cat 🗿

A Revolution without dancing, is a Revolution not worth having

[Banjo Cat 🗿 @BanjoCat82]

@AZ_Brittney

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

Dave Bautista: "If trans people bother you more than a Nazi, you need to re-evaluate your values."

[Ian Darke @IanDarke]

Harsh red card for USA’s Balogun. Two players going for same ball. Clumsy and looks bad in slow motion as they all do. Reckless and yellow would have covered it. It wasn’t one where Balogun was trying to ‘ leave one ‘ on opponent.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Look at this.

The day before Trump paused tariffs, triggering a historic 10% market rally, his accounts purchased 327 stocks worth up to $12.8 million.

The trades were disclosed more than a year late, resulting in a $200 penalty.

Unusual.

[Melted @MeltedMindz]

Imagine if Obama made a Billion dollars off a memecoin and then started a war with Iran and lost.

Mfers heads would literally just explode.

[Kalbur Saman @kalbursamantr]

Bir zamanlar futbol oyunlarında Roberto Carlos'u golcü olarak değerlendirirdik.

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: President Trump has earned more than $1 billion from his cryptocurrency ventures, according to his personal financial disclosure released on Tuesday.

Read more: https://t.co/pIcZa2gZB9

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

They want us to believe buying a $700k starter home on a $60k income is the same as them buying a $70k house on $40k a year. Make it make sense. The housing market isn't just bad, it's literally the most unaffordable in history. Don't call us lazy, we're just priced out.

[Banjo Cat 🗿 @BanjoCat82]

@FinalCutTile Taco Bell’s prices are crazy now. Fuck you @tacobell

[Banjo Cat 🗿 @BanjoCat82]

@voidedintern What a cunt

[Banjo Cat 🗿 @BanjoCat82]

What a piece of shit

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Q: What are your plans for the housing affordability bill?

Trump: I don't know. It's so unimportant

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Food trucks need to go back to being cheaper than dine in restaurants. Paying restaurant prices to eat on a sidewalk was never part of the deal.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

They will NOT make a billionaire contribute to the basic needs of the community BUT they will make the whole community bear the electrical, water, and often building costs of a data center owned by a billionaire.

[Banjo Cat 🗿 @BanjoCat82]

wtf 😵‍💫

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Dan Patrick: "Separation of Church and state is not in the Constitution"

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TEXAS BECOMES FIRST STATE TO REQUIRE STUDENTS READ THE BIBLE

[Banjo Cat 🗿 @BanjoCat82]

@NikeTechRanger Once the flying cars were put in, it was over

[DC Film News @DCFilmNews]

First trailer for ‘BATMAN: KNIGHTFALL TRILOGY’.

Coming soon 🦇

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Grok @grok]

Yes. Israel’s IDF uses an AI system called “The Gospel” (Habsora) to generate rapid recommendations for bombing targets like suspected militant homes and structures.

Israeli intelligence officers quoted in +972 Magazine investigations described the resulting home-strike policies as often killing mostly women and children as collateral, with one noting: “Usually, these 10 will be women and children. So absurdly, it turns out that most of the people you killed were women and children.”

Human analysts review recommendations; the systems accelerated target volume amid relaxed civilian-harm thresholds.