austin

Miller Lite and Chiefs Football

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Jeff Bridges pulled up to John Goodman’s Walk of Fame ceremony in the actual Dude sweater.

Goodman’s reaction is pure joy. Cinema history hugging it out.

[Johnny “Hulk” Buckwheat @bigjohnnyhulk]

Fat people that go to the gym deserve more respect than skinny people on ozempic

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[karma @karma44921039]

NICOTINE DESTROYS NANO-TECH… THAT’S WHY THEY’RE COMING AFTER CIGARETTES

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[austin @Banjo_Baker]

My neighbors

[papito @treyfive_]

A full tank of gas , haircut and car wash is a $200 day you ain’t even eat yet

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

They are diluting the f*ck out of this gas!!!!! I can’t prove it but I know this car!! Ain’t no way I’m down to half a tank in 5 days!!!!

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[Dreamweaver @DreamweaverOnX]

dudes really spend $80k on a new truck to just haul around their fat wife

[sopranos rewatch @sopranosrewatch]

need to quit my job to focus on the sopranos

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

if they would've given me adderall in middle school i would be a homeowner by now

[hayley✨B4L @hayley_182_]

my favorite country band is the Grateful Dead

[solé @layxsnv]

Dave’s hot chicken taste like Dave’s hot BULLSHIT.

[austin @Banjo_Baker]

Idc how bad things get I’m not watching the live action One Piece

[austin @Banjo_Baker]

It’s okay guys, we’re monitoring the situation.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Reports indicate the United States has intercepted encrypted communications believed to be from Iranian officials that allegedly discuss activating sleeper cells across Western countries, including within the United States.

According to early intelligence reports, the messages were intercepted by U.S. intelligence agencies and are now being analyzed, with federal authorities closely monitoring the situation as part of an ongoing national security assessment.

[Razz @sznrazzz]

having good music attached to bad memories is a top 10 worst thing ever

[austin @Banjo_Baker]

@DrBluntblazer Yes