@alexblair_1
Your mixed metaphor cum verbal diarrhoea in the https://t.co/AcFpJUIMon article was enjoyable this morning.
Decapitate means to cut the head off... Do tentacles have heads?
Thanks for the laugh.
@KP24 So you've given Bethell a tick after 1 innings. 1,000 comments at 990 of them mention Tongue.... Brook needs a whack (dropped / suspended). Where's your spinner? Poor bowling coaching - who advised the bowlers to stubbornly bowl short? Australia are not that good.