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my Queens @gingerbanks1 @emmabanks808 &

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I’m taking applications for a partner in crime. Some that I can ride or die with. A Harley Quinn to my Joker

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

R MASON THOMAS FROM THE OUTSIDE 💪

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Listening to royals my niece high school team is on phone and chiefs on tv I maybe sports junkie

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Are we sure that @Skyebyee isn’t the long lost daughter of Jon moxley

[Fightful Wrestling @Fightful]

Skye Blue before and after her match at @ProWrestlingEVE

Credit to @BeyondGorilla_ for the pics

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Breaker one nine it’s the snow here the bandit you got your ears on come on back now you hear

[ABC News @ABC]

A truck carrying an estimated 40,000 pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer was stolen in Montclair in what may be the biggest beer heist ever. https://t.co/emNytcAA74

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@CallMeMissMolly Well I rather see you coming than going both ways I’m a little scared of you

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@KSLibraryGirl Your dolly tribute Kendra

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Paul Splittorff, the @Royals all-time wins leader (166) and first Royal to win 20 in a season (in 1973), had 3 seasons with fewer than 3 K/9 (and they were consecutive!):

• 1978 – 262.0 IP, 76 K
• 1979 – 240.0 IP, 77 K
• 1980 – 204.0 IP, 53 K

That's 206 K in 706 innings

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

Today we remember and celebrate Mrs. K on her birthday. 💙

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Not enough people talk about Paul Splittorff

• 166-143 (.537 W-L%), 3.81 ERA, 101 ERA+
• 22.9 WAR, 1057 strikeouts in 2554.2 IP
• One-franchise man with Kansas City
• Pitched 15 years in the big leagues
• First Royal with a 20-win season
• 88 CG in 392 starts, 17 CG SHO
• Is the Royals all-time wins leader
• (And probably will be in perpetuity)
• Top B-R Similarity Score: Bob Forsch
• Had double-digit complete games 4x
• Got votes for ROY (1971) and CYA (1978)
• 2-0, 2.79 ERA in 38.2 postseason innings
• Retired in 1984, the year *before* they won
• Classic bespectacled 1970s-80s southpaw
• Topped 200 innings 7x, but 100 K only twice
• Drafted by KC in the 25th round back in 1968
• Got zero HOF votes on the 1990 BBWAA ballot
• Paul Splittorff was your archetypal soft-tossing lefty and is 1 of 6 pitchers in the Divisional Era (since 1969) to record multiple seasons with at least 240 IP and yet somehow fewer than 100 strikeouts

Subscriber nomination by @martymaciaszek

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@KristenParlay23 Who slipped Kristen a mickie

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@KristenParlay23 So royals took belt to ass on the blue jays then

[Variety @Variety]

Dolly Parton’s sister reveals the star was willing to try experimental cancer drugs in hopes of helping “others in the future.”

In a message posted to social media, Stella Parton wrote of Dolly, “My sister was one of the most generous, thoughtful and kind people I’ve ever known. What the world saw is exactly who she was, so much so, she told me recently that if there was no hope for her, she would still allow her medical team to try experimental drugs in the hope of helping others in the future.”

“My sister was always thinking of others, and if you want to honor her legacy, show more kindness, lift others up, and give more of your time and resources, as she continued to do to the very end.”

https://t.co/5kzuNsBRG1

[dario von bingen † @santodarietto]

Credo non ironicamente che andrebbe canonizzata come santa

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This lady is what we all should strive to be to have a full life

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Dolly Parton’s sister, Stella Parton, reveals that Dolly told her she’d allow her medical team to try experimental drugs on her in the hopes of helping others in the future, even if there was no hope for her:

“She told me recently that if there was no hope for her, she would still allow her medical team to try experimental drugs in the hope of helping others in the future.”

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As shaggy

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André “3000” Benjamin has officially joined the cast of Scooby-Doo: Origins, coming to Netflix in 2027.

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@KristenParlay23 You’d think he’s your bookie wanting his money and the veeg

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Leave

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Worried for my sister she fell at work almost three months ago workman’s comp is bullshit for the company not about person well being and health she hurt her hip doc they sent her to didn’t do shit so we saw a orthopedic doc she was already seeing for her knee now they put her on

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Shit I’d think I was rich doubled what I currently get on social security so yeah I think I could manage

[Chad @braves2430]

Could you do it❓

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@KristenParlay23 Fuck well that going to suck 😂