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#Basshead

I get people moderately intoxicated for a living

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[Taylor Day @TABYTCHI]

Please don’t judge us all based on iran and Memphis 🙏

[Spectre @spectre0799]

September but the beat is Billie Jean

[TROY ☎️ @TroyCaylak]

wait till Ye get his tummy right 😭

[𝙍𝟑𝘼𝙑𝙀𝙎 •.• @R3AVES]

He’s never topping this LMAOOOO

[Digo Sousa 🎮🍄 @eudigosousa]

BORA ACORDAR QUE HOJE É DIA GALERA
SOM NA CAIXA DJ

[Emilio Piano @emilio_piano_]

The Offspring shocked everyone before their concert 🤯🔥

I was playing piano when a girl asked me to play her favorite song 🎹

I started playing and suddenly everyone started screaming. I was so confused... 🤯

It turned out that THE OFFSPRING were performing at the stadium 🎸

[RPG Enjoyer 🐉 @BasedRPG]

Reminds me of that one time a Redguard mage pulled up outside my tower and started shit talking my apprentice

[3DrakaiNa 👻 (G.A.N.G) @3DrakaiNa]

😂

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

Take me baaaack!!! 😩🙌

[preye🤎 @tessysmitha]

Flirty animal noises 😀😀😀

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

PEOPLE WITH GOOD AURA

1. liked by cats

2. liked by children

3. looks younger than their age

4. people don't believe you when you say you have no money

5. many people look at you with admiration

6. when you're in an empty store or restaurant, it suddenly gets crowded

7. you possess the wisdom of calmness even amidst many life trials !!

!!! It happens

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

Lowest cortisol animal on the planet🤣💯

[Sovey @SoveyX]

This is the most honest video on the internet.

[Critically Thinking & Drinking 🧐 🥃🧉🍸🍹🤪 @TheCriticalDri1]

Elite level wife sense of humor 😂😂😂😂

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Hired a guy to fix my roof

He was the cheapest quote

Showed up in a beat up truck

Worked 3 days straight, 12 hours a day, in the blistering sun.

On the last day, I went up to give him a Gatorade.

I saw him carefully pulling a nest of baby birds out of the gutter.

Most guys would have just shoveled it into the trash.

He had built a little shelter out of scrap shingles and was gently moving the nest into a nearby tree, making sure it was secure.

“Sorry to slow the job down,” he said, wiping sweat away from his eyes

Turns out, they were a rare protected bird species

He sold the nest for $3.7 million to an exotic animal poacher with ties to the Russian mob

Then he left his beat up truck in my driveway and drove away in a brand new Maybach

Now I understand why he was the cheapest quote

That roofer? Bill Gates’ brother, Bill Roofs

[Hillbilly @JamesHu27192912]

Channel 7 is now calling for the awakening of the Blue Ridge Mountain Crabs. These things have been in hibernation for years!

[Stu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Boldyboy1975]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🎣 A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big departmentstore looking for a job.

The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."

Well, the boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow.I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down.

"How many sales did you make today?"

The kid says, "One."

The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

Kid says, "$101,237.64."

Boss says, "$101,237.64? What did you sell him?"

Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."

The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"

Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Well, since your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"🎣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[❥❥❥ᗰoᒪᒪie❥❥❥ @mollie_don]

This is EXACTLY why you don’t do drugs 😂 Dude eats a couple gummies and suddenly turns into a philosopher asking the DEEPEST questions known to man. They were actually brilliant… but the delivery? Pure comedy gold 🤣