High Noon Goon

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Does anyone have a friend that lives in the Vatican and would let me crash on their couch while I figure this whole pope thing out? Dm me

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Italian luggage recommendations?

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I didn’t even know I was an option for pope

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HOLY SHIT THEY PICKED ME TO BE THE POPE

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back to rolling in the mud of Twitter

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New medical theory: making out with with a hot chick will temporarily make you forget your arm is broken

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Eating PB&J’s in bed by candlelight, this is exactly what I thought being adult would be like

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I feel like a blueberry lime hot sauce could actually work well. Is learn how to make hot sauce my calling? Stay tuned.

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Officially beat the hangover

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Oh my god this was made for me

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They should let you gamble on Guys Grocery Games

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I bet eating that beach towel felt so fucking good

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Team of vets pull AN ENTIRE BEACH TOWEL out of a python in Australia – with their bare hands.

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Made burgers and watching Space Jam. Life is simple. Life is good

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Today was sickkkkk

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Laura dawgged Easter this year. Napkins folded to look like Easter bunnies, fun questions in eggs for dinner conversation, hid beers in the back yard for a beer hunt. A+ to the sister

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I say I like art but really I just be liking Vinny’s Instagram pictures

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I do the same thing when a pretty girl seems remotely interested

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When a sea cucumber is worried, it discharges the cuvierian organ that transforms into sticky spaghetti structures on contact with sea water, to immobilise potential predators

📹 Aaphenpalopo

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One time I told my ex girlfriend that she was majoring in TikTok (she was a dance major). She hated that but I still think it’s pretty funny

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I redownload Instagram once a week, look at it for 10 minutes and then get so wildly depressed I have to delete it again. It’s a vicious cycle