Chris Banner

37. Copywriter. United fan. Bacon lover. Decent runner. Prefab Sprout enthusiast.

[Chris Banner @Banner2k5]

Neither did Harry Kane.

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

We didn’t realise it wasn’t a work event.

[Jack O'Neill @Jack2LOneill]

How many times do I have to tell you...

STOP BUILDING REPLICATORS!!!

[Chris Banner @Banner2k5]

Quite insane that two of them went sub 2 🤯 #londonmarathon

[Iain Boyd @Boyddays]

#Goodmorning .. a new world record .. London Marathon under 2 hours .. Sabastion Sawe .. 🏃‍♂️🥇

[🀄𝑴𝒂𝒙𝒊 𝑹𝒊𝒐𝒔🔞🇵🇹🇦🇷🇪🇸 @Maxiishim_]

Can somebody show me that last time they won at Old Trafford??? 😂😂😂

[Chris Banner @Banner2k5]

@Gaz3putt It’s a decent gag tbf

[Chris Banner @Banner2k5]

@cork_reds Giggs was mint

[Chris Banner @Banner2k5]

How is that a penalty if the Amad one wasn’t? #mufc

[Chris Banner @Banner2k5]

@GaryPhi01097988 @Scott_Pert Didn’t happen when United had a corner though did it?

[Chris Banner @Banner2k5]

Always loved Seba’s assist on this one.

[90s Football @90sfootball]

Remember when David Beckham scored this beauty?

[Chris Banner @Banner2k5]

@football_pb @Matt_yy7 @mcfc_lads @AdamMcKola United have sacked the manager though, think that’s enough attention tbh 😂

[Chris Banner @Banner2k5]

#conformitygate

[Chris Banner @Banner2k5]

@damzychillin Mount, Bosnich, Veron, Obi Mikel

[Chris Banner @Banner2k5]

Always liked Mr Jordan.

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

🤦‍♂️ "He was useless at Man United!"

😱 "With respect to Napoli... the Italian league is not the Premier League!"

Simon Jordan reacts to Rasmus Hojlund's social media dog at Man United after winning the Super Coppa Italiana with Napoli

[VV @TheEngancheEra]

The moment of 2025…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Chris Banner @Banner2k5]

“He manages it well.”

*Picks ball out of the back of the net*

[Chris Banner @Banner2k5]

@Shagzdon @UTDFondre My mistake I think I meant the penalty he gave away. Misremembered but that was when it all changed.

[Fuming Fergie🤬🤬🤬 @Keanosquiff]

Bryan Mbeumo to all the rival fans that were sending around the photoshopped fat pic of him during the summer 🖕🏼🇾🇪

[Chris Banner @Banner2k5]

@TheUnitedStrand if it wasn’t for Brentford you’d be starting to get the clippers ready

[Chris Banner @Banner2k5]

@TheUniteddLad Rivaldo was mint.