Akimbo Truck Nuts

[Sar Haribhakti @sarthakgh]

This is getting out of control

[Jürgen "jkr" Kraus @jkr_on_the_web]

Classical recipes: Caesar Salad.

[badger @badger69420]

When you drop your friend’s new iphone https://t.co/aZvg2VcdV8

[Guy Fdm @Fdmdarkshadow]

Hawkeye in Wii Sports Archery

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Now this is how headlines should be written

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Goldman Sachs Announces They’re Blowing Up A Nursing Home And There’s Nothing Anyone Can Do About It https://t.co/X36hgdU5V0

[conure🍉🐦 @conureCC]

hunter biden been living the american dream we were all promised but never received

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

farm: do you like fall?

me: yes!

farm: how about pumpkins? apples?

me: 100%

farm: do you like corn?

me: huh? i guess

farm: do you like so much corn it surrounds you from all sides. so much corn it envelops you. so much corn you might never escape

me: is- is everything ok

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Hearing the news that confirms police killed Elijah McClain and thinking about how when folks protested the police killing in the gentlest possible way, the cops did this.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i learned SO much in college. like what depression is and that i had it

[Ashley Clements @TheAshleyClem]

Oh look, millennials killed another thing by “not being able to afford it in this economy.” Haha, quirky millennials!

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

GEORGE: jerry, i’m dating a na’vi!
JERRY: how are YOU dating a na’vi?
GEORGE: i got an avatar! it’s tall and handsome. she has no idea what i really look like!
ELAINE: i dated a na’vi once…let’s just say he never found my unobtanium
*kramer enters in giant mech suit*

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Unlocking your mind with hallucinogens can help you make the absolute worst, most dogshit art ever made by anyone. https://t.co/gTMuuIbo5U

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

Shinobi in Naruto anime after they retire

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

joker: if you kill me, you can save all these people

batman: no, if i kill you, that means that i'm no different from you

joker:

batman:

joker: have you ever heard of the trolley problem

[Taylor Kennedy @marioboy261]

Here's a never before seen outtake from Bear in the Big Blue House.