Bantasy Football

Bantasy Football brings you a light-hearted look into the infuriatingly addictive world of fantasy football.

[Bantasy Football @BantasyFootball]

How to fix your #FantasyFootball team: Crucial stuff

https://t.co/o1YT29jxq9

@FPLWalt @FPL_Fly @FPLHints @fanfeud #FPL

[FPL_Rockstar @FPL_Rockstar]

Might be the only one.

[Bantasy Football @BantasyFootball]

@appelsinjuss No kink shaming pls thanks.

[Bantasy Football @BantasyFootball]

@AlderweireldTob @SpursOfficial Best defender at the lane since Ledley. Absolute rock and a gent. Good luck to you, Sir .

[Bantasy Football @BantasyFootball]

#THFC should appoint Gary Neville as Spurs manager and see what he has to say about the Super League then 👀

#MourinhoOut

[Bantasy Football @BantasyFootball]

@appelsinjuss But have you noticed that in both of those games he will be playing for Tottenham? 🧐

[FPL Swot @FPLSWOT]

Early Roulette leak... #FPL

[Bantasy Football @BantasyFootball]

My friends are evil geniuses. As if #THFC actually sell this stuff 🤦‍♂️

No-one:

Daniel Levy: Well, yeh, if we can make money out of it, who cares if it makes us a laughing stock? 🤑

[Bantasy Football @BantasyFootball]

Does this constitute a medical emergency? Do I dial 999 or 112?

#FPL #GW29 #FML #💩

[GadFly* @FPL_Fly]

World Health Organization: The coronavirus kills 3% of people that become infected

Me: That won’t be me

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Fantasy Premier League: There is a 0.000013% chance of winning the whole thing 🏆

Me: Well, you never know...

[FPL Swot @FPLSWOT]

Big Chances Conceded 📉

GW2️⃣3️⃣ to 2️⃣6️⃣ (per-game)

🟥 Sheff. Utd 3.4
🟥 Liverpool 3.2 👀
🟧 Wolves 3.0
⬛️ Newcastle 2.5
🟦 WBA 2.2
🟦 Leicester 2.2
🟦 Everton 2.17
🟦 C.Palace 2.0

via @FFH_HQ

#FPL #FPLCommunity

[Bantasy Football @BantasyFootball]

Spurs can’t defend four toffees. #EVETOT

[Bantasy Football @BantasyFootball]

@FPL442 Good team player. 👏 Allergic to goals though. 😂

[Bantasy Football @BantasyFootball]

Klopp v.s. Reasonable Questions. Round 1 🛎

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

Is there really any fucking need for this?? The reporter asks a reasonable question and is hammered by Klopp who also decides the gap is 13 points not 10. Even though it actually is 10 like the reporter said. Embarrassing.

[Bantasy Football @BantasyFootball]

@appelsinjuss 90 Day Fiancée is absolutely bangers and mash... Thank me later.

[Ben Crellin @BenCrellin]

Bournemouth beat Crawley in the final FA Cup 4th Round tie.

The GW29 Blank permutations are now set.

I'm waiting for a bookmaker to post the odds for the 5th Round ties so I can calculate the probabilities of each GW29 fixture becoming a Blank
https://t.co/3mbGtc3asU

[Bantasy Football @BantasyFootball]

@appelsinjuss @HinduMonkey May as well chuck Estonia in there.

[Bantasy Football @BantasyFootball]

Did I just win Pep Roulette?! 🙊 #draftfantasy #MCIAVL

[Bantasy Football @BantasyFootball]

@FPL_Fly Especially if Spurs keep this 3-4-3!

[Bantasy Football @BantasyFootball]

Son could easily have had a goal and an assist within the first 10 mins. Must-have #FPL