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@jordanklein01 About time, you suck!

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@jordanklein01 @OptaSuit @nglkante The league endorses this message. Hoping for a swift resolution from the fine operators down at @OptaSuit

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Copped a follow from @MichailSchneide. We are now officially a big time league. #buzzing

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For those pure fantasy fans out there, this one is not for you.

*BREAKING*
Another scandal has rocked the league. The most shocking part, very little fault could be attributed to @ahaym002.

No in this case, the stench of inadequacy goes right to the top...

#watchthisspace

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Former champ Alan Lewis has dubbed Pep Guardiola the anti-Christ. Is he right? Is Pep ruining fantasy football? #haveyoursay #dollabills #commentbelow

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Is @ManCity's rotation policy hurting your #FPL team?

#FPL Daily explains why you should stay patient...

[Jacob Silver @jacobsilver]

“God does not exist until Optus is returned to the people” great insights as always @BantasyLeague

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And yes, loyal fans of @BantasyLeague. If you would like to manage your own team one day it’s a simple process:

1) pump up @jordanklein01’s tyres.
2) watch the tyranny unfold as he undemocratically makes your wish a reality.

#notmyleader #libspill

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From sucking up to the commissioner of the league to champion in 3 years. #anythingispossible #depay #lol @jordanklein01 @darby_dexter @hudsondebortoli

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Rosh Hashana introspection from commish.

The ‘her’ referred to by zero time champ Leroy Jenkins is the trophy.

@jordanklein01 @LMaz47 #champdiaries #HolyGrail

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The league would like to wish a happy birthday to former champ and commissioner Jordan Klein and current champ and all round average bloke Darby Dexter. Both your teams are rubbish and I hope with age you learn to draft way more city players. #OnThisDay #champdiaries

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@jacobsilver We are playing hard to get, is it working?

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Transcripts from the champ’s bizarre media meltdown last week.

“Last week we lost at home and fans applauded us off the ground. They are the best judge. Do you know how many championships I have won? Respect me. Respect. Respect. Respect.”

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@YoelDodge @darby_dexter Champions are champions for a reason @YoelDodge. Tough to keep a good gaffer down for too long. #darbydidntwritethis

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Plenty of mind games going on here #round4

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The one all you fans have been waiting for, #BDScrossover

Hear the sweet melodies of podcast host @LMaz47, the diplomacy of commissioner @jordanklein01, the winning mentality of champ @darby_dexter and also @ahaym002

https://t.co/yztpjRYURC

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@danielspungin @YoelDodge @Bennymena Podcast will be up soon. Your loyalty to the league is a great asset in these testing times. We won’t forget.

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It’s a dark day for the greatest league on the planet.

The scandals keep rolling in and the loyal fans are calling for some heads to roll. Tune into @YoelDodge and @bennymena on #BDScrossover tonight @ 10.

The bantasy boys have their say.

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Media duties for the league. Tune into 87.8 for some world class banter. #BDScrossover

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It appears the champ has headed to the capitol in search of answers. In a bid to kickstart his campaign, our sources tell us that the now former PM was tabled a 5 year deal which he swiftly rejected. Turnbull told the media “I’m sick of leading a sinking ship”. #yearofthebigdog

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4) Oompa Loompas (Leroy) VS Jack Wilshere (Beast al):

After fans of the league have called for his head, jenks would love to put the week from hell behind him with the choccies here. In his way is an ex-champion with a point to prove after copping it on the pod this week.

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GW2 Head to Head:

1) Chicken Tikka Mo Salah (Hayman) VS Mad Dog ‘ya Mad Kante (Jordan):

Huge top of the table clash. Winner has practically won the league, loser has choked.

#titledecider

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3) Big Baller Brand (Huddo) VS Real Mabanter OG BIG DOG (big dog):

After being tipped as the post draft favourite for the fourth year running, huddo is feeling the pinch. Meanwhile big dog has the league asking ‘does Jono actually have a good team?’ Rattling scenes.