Underwater Bantiess From Outerspace😈

Bantiess™
Free Range Ginger🎪
Freckle Faced Stardust🎪🎠
Daydreamer 🤘
Libra ♎
Lupie💜💪

[Underwater Bantiess From Outerspace😈 @Banti3ss]

The ice maker just emptied itself & I jumped like 10ft. It scared the freckles of my face.

[Underwater Bantiess From Outerspace😈 @Banti3ss]

Flexing w/ inheritance and or trust fund money is not a flex. You still gotta broke bitch mindset.

[Underwater Bantiess From Outerspace😈 @Banti3ss]

Are you really even friends if you don’t know what each other’s MySpace names were?

[Underwater Bantiess From Outerspace😈 @Banti3ss]

The only thing worse than getting someone else’s Uber eats order is Cancer, or running into your ex. And this is coming from a bitch with one leg.

[Underwater Bantiess From Outerspace😈 @Banti3ss]

Day 3 in the hospital: Both heart rate & blood pressure are high. There have been zero hot surgeon sightings. Still hopeful Grey’s Anatomy is not a total lie but I’d rather have a visit from Patch Adams anyhow& Forrest Gump is right, the ice cream in hospital does rule.

[Underwater Bantiess From Outerspace😈 @Banti3ss]

These cranberry juice cocktails my bartender, I mean nurse has been serving me are a lie. I’ve had 6 and I ain’t even drunk.

[Underwater Bantiess From Outerspace😈 @Banti3ss]

I’ve been pretty bummed since being in the hospital & then finding out I’ll likely have to have back surgery, and then I found Harry Potter on the hospital tele. Happiness does seep through the cracks in the pavement sometimes.

[evn @cryb0i]

what if we went down the bigfoot titty nipple slide together?

[Underwater Bantiess From Outerspace😈 @Banti3ss]

Can’t believe it’s finally here!! #SkankFest

[Underwater Bantiess From Outerspace😈 @Banti3ss]

These kidney stones make me feel like I need an exorcism. MF calcified demon diamonds are my treats for tricking I guess.

[Ghost Killer Entertainment @GKEOfficial]

But what if I can’t forget you?

[Underwater Bantiess From Outerspace😈 @Banti3ss]

@embalmarama for your health💕

[Diane Doniol-Valcroze @ddoniolvalcroze]

Good morning!

[Underwater Bantiess From Outerspace😈 @Banti3ss]

Left for New Mexico early this morning. Listened to both Roswell eps of @LPontheleft & made to San Angelo for a pee break. I have the cutest travel buddy. Head pets pass the time

[Underwater Bantiess From Outerspace😈 @Banti3ss]

(Had such a fun talk with these two)Wheelz & Wells Brandy Bantiess on Texas Snow & Wheelchair Accidents ep 2 https://t.co/Xe6ihLYkCI

[Underwater Bantiess From Outerspace😈 @Banti3ss]

Since Houston’s COVID threat level has been raised to red I’ll bet if you bribed anti-vaxxers with a Code Red Mountain Dew and a pack of Marlboro reds they’d probably agree to get vaccinated.

[Underwater Bantiess From Outerspace😈 @Banti3ss]

Wish it was Sept. I’m ready to be abducted by aliens in the New Mexico desert.

[Underwater Bantiess From Outerspace😈 @Banti3ss]

I just spent 10% of my income on mf vitamins & that’s after price pointing and using coupons. Staying alive is too damn expensive and time consuming.

[Underwater Bantiess From Outerspace😈 @Banti3ss]

@Kittenholly You better tear an ACL dancing while that queen is singing.

[invader zim @f8the]

i think abt this everyday

[James @CaucasianJames]

y’all mind if i have a good week