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How exciting - it’s one of my favourite times of the year, when someone prints out a completely random set of 10 fixtures and claims they are the premier league leaked opening weekend games and you get forwarded it 47 times on WhatsApp! Here’s my effort!

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@Billie_T All timer World Cup performance

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@zo_demalia @AlasdairGold is a truly beautiful man and his 30-45min YouTube vids are a pleasure to watch, win lose or draw.

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@Billie_T Would have been Vetoed as unrealistic in the Dr Tottenham draft 😂

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@nickgoff79 Is that the guy that faked his death while canoeing?

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@HaylerWill Ferran Torres Golden Boot.

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@A6788C Ferran Torres

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@maddie_thfc Where was that pizza from?

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@FPLHints 🤮🤮🤮🙋🏼‍♂️

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@dis_fpl

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@TheFootyFeed Muani disallowed goal vs Spurs for clear Gabriel dive 👍

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At least the bench boost is going well @fpl_tactician - sending love 😢❤️

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

The missus and I were having a light-hearted argument about whether we eat porridge or drink porridge. It escalated unexpectedly, words were exchanged, and she revealed she's been fucking someone on the side, so I suppose we're splitting up. Because of porridge.

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@fpl_tactician Smashed it pal - well played 👍

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@fpl_tactician I was the first to say “purple monkey dishwasher”

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@DFrankcom 3-1 PSG win

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@FPLMaineRoad NOR?

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@BakerFPL343 Stop jinxing Newcastle for 37 mate, we need them 😬

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@fpl_tactician Had you down as a fellow Aaronson stan 🤔

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@JDCochran2 @FPL_TomHadley @Pras_fpl Nothing to be gained from playing it early, money is no object for this FH - so just hold off incase of the 1% chance of anything unexpected

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@FPLHints Any need to go this early? I’m thinking of waiting in case of national emergency 😂