Lord Baphotired

Just a kindly, demon lord looking for equality and a home. Don't stare at my hooves, I'm insecure about them.

[Lord Baphotired @BaphometOKC]

It's a sin to tweet FB links. Just FWI.

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Attacked.

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The Supreme Court doesn’t even have sour cream and tomatoes and can eat my entire asshole.

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Republicans:

“If you ask the assault rifles in a kind voice to stop they might not feel bullied and oppressed.”

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@OklaEarthquake No, I can’t. Mainly because there isn’t a cure yet for what we…um…shared.

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@koax Can I get one more?

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@Lyons__ Patio

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I remember when God made rainbows. It was a little weird because there were all these drowned people and I had mud on my favorite robe. Weird flex?

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@Jeff_Burlesonn I thank you for providing a place to crash after the lair was badly damaged by the fracking earthquakes.

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“Now is not the time to discuss policy.”

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It appears politicians are not aware of what they do for a living?

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What if we made out under the nuclear fallout?

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Thin Oreos are a joke because I can eat two at a time and still hate myself.

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@charizardavis @DaneOrShine Pretty close.

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@DaneOrShine Do you accept NFTs??

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Did you know that it’s free to shuddup?

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Some of these people think they deserve a better 2022 and I don’t want to ruin their surprise but I overheard G-d LOL IRL.

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@DarrenJaws Why you bring him into this?

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Well now that THAT’S over…

Let’s focus on something better, like me.

[Lord Baphotired @BaphometOKC]

Special shout-out to all the kids that swap out baby Jesus for the goat in your parent’s nativity scene manger.

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@DarrenJaws Get up. You have some sinning to do.

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Hot Christmas, I’m BACK!

[Justin L. Fowler @justinlfowler]

The scene at the Illinois State Capitol where the Satanic Temple of Illinois is installing the “satanic deity” Baphomet as the American Society for the Defense of Tradition, Family and Property recite the Rosary.