Jackie Daytona

Just a regular human bartender

[Jackie Daytona @BappyHirthday]

bad news: the muppets are actually owned by Disney. We'll have to make do with word party and the fraggles

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

He can put 34 sentences together.

[Jackie Daytona @BappyHirthday]

Scott Sterling!!!

[CHGO Cubs @CHGO_Cubs]

Happy Kyle Farnsworth Day to all who celebrate!

On this day in 2003:

[Jackie Daytona @BappyHirthday]

clear your browser cookies with this one simple trick!

[Jen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Jenny_1884]

I’m sorry but how much does a slice of toast or a bowl of supermarket brand cereal cost to feed your child? Not much.

It’s ridiculous that taxpayers are having to fund free breakfast clubs.

It’s time parents took more responsibility for their own children.

[Jackie Daytona @BappyHirthday]

yes but is it organic, locally sourced infrastructure?

[Hannah Rose Woods @hannahrosewoods]

It’s why I insist on buying all my own nationwide infrastructure

[Phil Williams @montaillacman]

I know it's a long shot but does anyone know what a trebuchet is?

[Jackie Daytona @BappyHirthday]

why that's just normal american human man Jackie Daytona

[Joe Fae Glesga @joe_yer99]

😂 this geezer will never fail to make me laugh.

[Jackie Daytona @BappyHirthday]

the last sentence is a real curveball

[Ashley Hinson @hinsonashley]

After the DOJ tried to give Hunter a sweetheart deal on felony gun charges, he was found guilty.

This just scratches the surface of the Biden family’s crime & corruption.

Full accountability is coming in November when we fire Joe Biden and re-elect President Trump.

[Jackie Daytona @BappyHirthday]

@darrinbutters 🔥🪵🖊️

[Jackie Daytona @BappyHirthday]

@darrinbutters this is so cool! are these burned into the wood?

[Jackie Daytona @BappyHirthday]

lol not with that attitude you can't

[Chloe Peterson @chloepeterson67]

Christie Sides on what went wrong in the first half and why she mostly played the second-team in the second: “you can’t coach effort.”

[Jackie Daytona @BappyHirthday]

I think we would be very disappointed with the results

[Jackie Daytona @BappyHirthday]

I hope every character outside of Chevy and his family was named Bruce

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

Yes I wrote a script with Chevy back in the day. I have the original.

[Jackie Daytona @BappyHirthday]

jesus: "that, my son, is where I carried you... and put you down... and carried you again... and put you down again... and got you a popsicle after you screamed for an hour straight"

[Monica Baumann 🇺🇦 @MonicaBaumann]

One of my favorite bits of science revealing the universality of the human condition is a pair of fossilized footprints in White Sands, NM, that appear to show a toddler walking with an adult, then getting picked up, then put down, then picked up, then put down, on and on.

[Jackie Daytona @BappyHirthday]

whenever I see someone leave their shopping cart lying around, I always imagine that in their head they're saying something vacuous like "gotta put your own mask on before assisting others"

[Molly @mollyfleck]

The shopping cart return discourse bums me out. Returning your cart is one tiny way to demonstrate care for your community, even when it’s (very mildly) inconvenient. We’ve lost so many of those social norms, & it’s depressing to see people defend it, especially parents.

[Jackie Daytona @BappyHirthday]

@ToddBrommelkamp every time I see a member of the Iowa media respond to some ding-dong online, I mentally rank the response on a level from 1 to "eat sh*t"

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

A Christian movement that demands its fellow citizens be held accountable to the strictest of Biblical laws while simultaneously not wanting its preferred presidential candidate to be held accountable to any law is embodying the height of both political and religious hypocrisy.

[Jackie Daytona @BappyHirthday]

50 years I think, if ever

[Jackie Daytona @BappyHirthday]

@bobbystompy ok I watched the first episode. It pains me to say it was ehhhhhhhhhh
kinda funny, kinda forced

[Jackie Daytona @BappyHirthday]

this episode is the best half hour of entertainment I have seen in years and I will 100% be watching conan's travel show because of it

[First We Feast @firstwefeast]

NEW #HotOnes episode with @ConanOBrien 🔥 Find out if they made it through the wings of death NOW 👀

https://t.co/wFQyXUQCc1
Presented by @TravelTexas