Pyasaram Bapu 🏹🏹

Hey Ram!

[Pyasaram Bapu 🏹🏹 @BapuPyasaram]

I remember Patanjali launching noodles after maggi got banned. Now that porn sites are banned, eagerly looking for some Suddh Desi alternative from Ramdev Baba soon. #Pornban

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@rautsanjay61 @realDonaldTrump So, you start with saying external response to the state election results (internal matter of India) is unwarranted and go on ranting about the undemocratic, coercive, and unfair nature of the same election. Then, expect a condemnation of the election by praising his values. Wow

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@georgenjoroge_ What if one of the machines (not both at a time) malfunctions and stops rotating? You are screwed, literally.

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@thinking_panda In India, we call it Swiggy & Zomato.

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@TheLallantop May be 1600 Crore accounts not people, because the world population is still 8 billion.

[Pyasaram Bapu 🏹🏹 @BapuPyasaram]

@free_thinker But first ELIMINATE

[Yuvraj Singh @YUVSTRONG12]

He was my childhood hero before he even knew my name. And then one day, I walked into a dressing room and saw him there. The Master himself. But what stayed with me wasn’t just his greatness. It was his grace. For all the centuries, the cheers, the weight of a billion hopes, he carried it all with the gentlest humility. Happy Birthday, Master. You didn’t just play the game. You taught us how to carry ourselves through it. Loads of love always ❤️ @sachin_rt

[Pyasaram Bapu 🏹🏹 @BapuPyasaram]

@missiontakmeel Event? A natural or accidental event?

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@RShivshankar Mr. McAdams remembers you.

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@sabizak Cricket isn't just about cricket. And when Indian team didn't come to Pakistan citing security reasons- "Cricket should not be associated with politics and should be just a sport".

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

He is everywhere 🙌

[Pyasaram Bapu 🏹🏹 @BapuPyasaram]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Heard of Goli Soda?

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Wicket India ka ja raha hai, G**** Pakistan ki phat raha hai... #IndVsUSA

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@shoaib100mph Exactly beyond Pakistan.

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@Alishaimran111 Mohammad Ali Jinnah.

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@_FaridKhan If you think rationally, It's Jinnah.

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@GabbbarSingh Narendra and Naveen shouldn't have changed their names.

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@ShashiTharoor Is that a threat?

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@DrKalyani_INC Babaji ko 14 din ke liye wohi khana diya jaye..

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

A donkey told the tiger, "The grass is blue."

The tiger replied, "No, the grass is green​."

The discussion became heated, and the two decided to submit the issue to arbitration, so they approached the lion.

As they approached the lion on his throne, the donkey started screaming: ′′Your Highness, isn't it true that the grass is blue?"​

The lion replied: "If you believe it is true, the grass is blue."​

The donkey rushed forward and continued: ′′The tiger disagrees with me, contradicts me, and annoys me. Please punish him."

The king then declared: ′′The tiger will be punished with 3 days of silence."​

The donkey jumped with joy and went on his way, content and repeating ′′The grass is blue, the grass is blue..."​

The tiger asked the lion, "Your Majesty, why have you punished me, after all, the grass is green?"​

The lion replied, ′′You've known and seen the grass is green."

The tiger asked, ′′So why do you punish me?"​

The lion replied, "That has nothing to do with the question of whether the grass is blue or green. The punishment is because it is degrading for a brave, intelligent creature like you to waste time arguing with an ass, and on top of that, you came and bothered me with that question just to validate something you already knew was true!"

The biggest waste of time is arguing with the fool and fanatic who doesn't care about truth or reality, but only the victory of his beliefs and illusions.

Never waste time on discussions that make no sense. There are people who, for all the evidence presented to them, cannot understand.

Others are blinded by ego, hatred, and resentment, and the only thing that they want is to be right even if they aren’t.

When IGNORANCE SCREAMS, intelligence moves on.

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@RusselArnold69 Ask @daniel86cricket.