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I like to party with people who like to party

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Remember girls, you have to be the mistress before you can be the wife.

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Breaking news: Fluid closed for good #DrunkInsider

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I would love to tell you some heroic romantic tale of our first meeting but I just swiped right on tinder and so did she, so thats what's up

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Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk.

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"Excuse me bartender can I grab one of those celery sticks for my girlfriend? .... she's a bit of a horse."

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Hey you have something on your butt.... my eyes.

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Can I follow you home tonight? My mom told me to follow my dreams.

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"She smells better than she bartends but in her defense her boobs probably get in her way quite a bit."

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She said if I spend over 100 on dinner she'd put out.... it was 98 bucks the bitch wouldn't round up.

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A drunk is never early nor is he late, he arrives precisely when he means too.

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Squats are a ladies best friend.

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Girls get jealous of other girls no matter what #fact

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Damn, there's that smile that makes me wanna be a better man.

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Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly.. that's code for hey check out the slut.

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"Uh hi, I download Microsoft Paint but I don't see the option to go hard in it."

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I don't love bad bitches and that might be my fucking problem.

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The girls are screaming "dick cake, dick cake"

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I would be a shoulder for you to cry on if I wasn't worried about your eyebrows rubbing off on my shirt.

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Drunk girl goes "Are you pussy texting?"

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Man could I ever use a little R&R when I get home..... a little Rebecca & Rachel #PlotTwist #TwinsBasel