BarTenderProblems

Random tweets about mojitos, douche bags and managers

[BarTenderProblems @BarTndrProblems]

I see you, tipping me 10% when I just bought you drinks.. #bartenderproblems

[BarTenderProblems @BarTndrProblems]

Walking out to your car at night with the foil cutter on your wine key ready...just in case you see someone suspicious #smartbartender

[BarTenderProblems @BarTndrProblems]

Mojito night! #bartenderproblems

[BarTenderProblems @BarTndrProblems]

The day after a holiday=s o s l o w #bartenderproblems

[BarTenderProblems @BarTndrProblems]

If you have antlers on your car, go ahead and drive it off a cliff. #amiright?

[cocovera_space @coco_vera_space]

I don't know about anyone else but Mario Lopez gives me the fucking creeps.

[BarTenderProblems @BarTndrProblems]

#bartenderproblems #bar

[BarTenderProblems @BarTndrProblems]

Being asked when you close 45 minutes after you've closed.. #bartenderproblems

[DrPhillips Stonewood @stonewood_DP]

Stonewood Dr. Phillips: The best place to have your Pre-Apocalyptic Dinner! See ya soon.

[BarTenderProblems @BarTndrProblems]

"Can you just transfer this to our table?" -guy who just ordered $60 in drinks #bartenderproblems

[BarTenderProblems @BarTndrProblems]

Servers #bartenderproblems

[BarTenderProblems @BarTndrProblems]

Corporate making up drinks that have 12+ ingredients.. #bartenderproblems

[DrPhillips Stonewood @stonewood_DP]

Ho Ho Hold the phone..who wants to deal with malls? No one. Give Stonewood gift cards instead!

[BarTenderProblems @BarTndrProblems]

86 pints..rocks..and wine glasses. #bartenderproblems

[BarTenderProblems @BarTndrProblems]

"Is it still happy hour?" Twenty minutes after happy hour... #bartenderproblems