🍹 Bar Trickery 🍸

IF YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK, FUCK OFF! Bar Trickery lives for FUN and is here for FUN! Let's pop some bottles and pour up some shots! It's PARTY TIME!!!

[🍹 Bar Trickery 🍸 @BarTrickery]

What do you always bring to the bar?

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What do you want to drink?

[🍹 Bar Trickery 🍸 @BarTrickery]

If you are going to a party, BYOB! (Bring Your Own Book). Bring a copy of Are You Awake? By: Pierce Alexander Lilholt and be the life of the next PARTY!

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[🍹 Bar Trickery 🍸 @BarTrickery]

Do you like booze?

[🍹 Bar Trickery 🍸 @BarTrickery]

When I get drunk I like to go to parties 🎉

[🍹 Bar Trickery 🍸 @BarTrickery]

Getting drunk is better when you are the coolest person in the world 🗺 😎

[🍹 Bar Trickery 🍸 @BarTrickery]

Do your friends like to get drunk and go buck wild?

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We should get drunk and drink some fucking champagne 🥂

[🍹 Bar Trickery 🍸 @BarTrickery]

I love to get drunk and go to wild ass parties 🎉

[🍹 Bar Trickery 🍸 @BarTrickery]

I don't usually get drunk, but when I do I it is because I got drunk as fuck on Christmas and have a seriously shitfuckassbutt hangover

[🍹 Bar Trickery 🍸 @BarTrickery]

When we get drunk we eat all the fucking cookies 🍪

[🍹 Bar Trickery 🍸 @BarTrickery]

Call me when I am drunk and Christmassy 🎄

[🍹 Bar Trickery 🍸 @BarTrickery]

@PostMalone I am going to get drunk and eat all of the fucking cookies! 🍪

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When I get drunk I usually ruin Christmas 🤶 🍷 🎅 🎄

[🍹 Bar Trickery 🍸 @BarTrickery]

Who thinks I should get drunk and wear a cute little Santa hat?

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Look for me at the bar. I'll be the one eating cookies and getting fucked up 🍪

[🍹 Bar Trickery 🍸 @BarTrickery]

I got drunk today and knocked over the fucking Christmas tree 🎄

[🍹 Bar Trickery 🍸 @BarTrickery]

Your bar smells like Mrs. Clause's stankin vagina and toe cheese 🧀 🤶

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When should I get drunk and steal your Christmas presents? 🎁

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Time to get fucked up and cut down a Christmas tree 🎄