Bar_casm

Some of the things people do at bars are too funny (or annoying) not to share

[The Restaurant Manifesto @restofesto]

There a great place to eat where they always have the air conditioning set exactly the way you like it. It’s called HOME.

[Bar_casm @Bar_casm]

Happy Saturday everyone! #fireball

[Bar_casm @Bar_casm]

You shouldn't expect anything for free https://t.co/BDgpXLb5Uw

[Bar_casm @Bar_casm]

Thank you! This guy drives me nuts https://t.co/OLFvEo0zcZ

[Bar_casm @Bar_casm]

Make it a good one 😉 #gofuckyourself https://t.co/30Q4nsaZNK

[The Restaurant Manifesto @restofesto]

The reason that waiters exist is because the chef doesn’t want to talk to you.

[The Restaurant Manifesto @restofesto]

Great bartender line: “Campari is like anal sex, you have to try it five times before you like it.”

[The Restaurant Manifesto @restofesto]

Don’t forget to read today’s post on @restofesto: 101 Things that are NOT your waiter’s fault. http://t.co/CSc5eJyiaM

[Bar_casm @Bar_casm]

Amen @tipsforjesus http://t.co/9eoRKmw2vL

[Bar_casm @Bar_casm]

What's the difference between a bartender and a proctologist? A proctologist only deals with one asshole at a time #jokesmyregularstellme

[Bar_casm @Bar_casm]

What's better than working three straight days of doubles, then going in at 9am for inventory! #killme #anotherdoubletomorrow

[Bar_casm @Bar_casm]

Thank you for informing me of your severe truffle oil allergy the moment you sat down #firstworldproblems

[Bar_casm @Bar_casm]

Your coffee is too hot... And your cream is too cold? #impossible #areyoufuckingwithme

[Bar_casm @Bar_casm]

Big tippers go to heaven

[Bar_casm @Bar_casm]

"You call yourself a sommelier and you can't even sell me a can of pinot grigio!?" #cantmakethisshitup

[ServeIndustryPodcast @SIP_Podcast]

Motherfucker, it is 105 outside. If you want hot tea just put the iced tea in the sun for like, three minutes. #serverlife

[Bar_casm @Bar_casm]

If I have to work a double on service bar, I will be sampling every drink I make #buzzedatwork #HappyLaborDay

[Google Tips @GoogleTipsFacts]

When it’s time to tip, learn the difference between a waiter who sucks at their job, and someone who is overworked and trying their best.

[Bar_casm @Bar_casm]

Spot on http://t.co/a4OvtkVYwK

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

This is genius!