Barack Impala™

Hope. Yes We Car.
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[Barack Impala™ @BarackImpala]

Great to see teachers supporting teachers!

What I'd LOVE to see is CARS supporting teachers! Because I'm DRIVEN to help them succeed.

Find a teacher's wishlist and help them to #clearthelist.

[Mrs. Foss Art @krissfoss]

Haven't had a lot of action on my class or school wish lists, so I thought I'd do a little ninja shopping to surprise someone with help on their list.

#NinjaShopping
#clearthelist

[Barack Impala™ @BarackImpala]

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[Barack Impala™ @BarackImpala]

He's always so obsessed with size. Must be overcompensating for something.

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[KT "Special MI6 Operation" @KremlinTrolls]

What is extremely disturbing is that not one reporter in that room had the guts to tell Trump that the Reflective Pool is simply a pool of water and isn't comparable to a building's height.

It's the most insane nonsense he drummed up AND HE PUT IT ON A BOARD to show everyone how DUMB he is.

The world looks on at the @POTUS demeaning himself in public like a clown. Sad.

[Barack Impala™ @BarackImpala]

Happy Pride Month, Donald John!
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[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

He wanted to look tough. He posted a painting of himself surrounded by oiled-up shirtless men in tiny shorts waving pompoms. Safe to say this did not land quite the way he intended.

[Barack Impala™ @BarackImpala]

I thought he was really good with numbers.
Might be time to take another cognitive test.
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[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨WHERE IS THE MEDIA??

Trump just said the number 25,000 is bigger than a MILLION. The decline of his brain is now catastrophic.

“Where Martin Luther King made his great speech…he had a million people and I had 25,000 people. I had more people.” Wow.

[Barack Impala™ @BarackImpala]

@thetomcruisr followed

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@YourAnonNews

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@Suzierizzo1

[Barack Impala™ @BarackImpala]

What???
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[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Lmao got up early to check the LA Mayor results and the first thing that popped up on the timeline was Billy Bush comparing Spencer Pratt to Obama…..is LA ok?

[Barack Impala™ @BarackImpala]

@Dad_2_The_Bone So much for that pesky, "Love thy neighbor" stuff.

[Barack Impala™ @BarackImpala]

Truth.
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[🍁☘️Canadian Fletchy 🇨🇦 @Darth_Pingu]

💯

[Barack Impala™ @BarackImpala]

@OperHealAmerica Leviticus 19:19: “You shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor shall you wear a garment of cloth made of two kinds of material.”

Hope your garden doesn't have green beans and zucchini. I assume you are not wearing a cotton/poly blend shirt.

[Barack Impala™ @BarackImpala]

@OperHealAmerica Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7

If players promise to wear gloves can they still play football?

[Barack Impala™ @BarackImpala]

Teachers have enough to deal with without having to worry about parents freaking out over glitter.

Can we help this teacher #clearthelist?

I'm DRIVEN to help teachers and students succeed...are you?

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[Mrs. Foss Art @krissfoss]

We have a couple parents who FREAK OUT when we send home projects with glitter on them.

This glitter glue would solve that problem.

It's on a Limited Time Deal right now. Can you help #clearthelist with a RT or sprinkle?

https://t.co/2sBbhZF3cg

[Barack Impala™ @BarackImpala]

#LoveWins #Pride
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[🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈Greg Hatfield🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 @gregoryh325]

Obama White House 2015. The night Marriage Equality was upheld by the Supreme Court.

[Barack Impala™ @BarackImpala]

Nice manipulated photos, John Trump.
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[Barack Impala™ @BarackImpala]

@jaketapper Hey @jaketapper! Now do Trump!

[Barack Impala™ @BarackImpala]

#Pride #smokefleet

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

OMG, love it! 🤣😂🤣 Trump’s White House UFC fight will be the “gayest Pride Month party in US history! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 Nobody will ever see anything like it! It will be ‘Yuge’!!

[Barack Impala™ @BarackImpala]

So much for upholding their Hippocratic Oath, of which one of the key principles is to avoid spreading harmful information. Saying Donald John Trump is in "excellent health" is both deceitful and harmful.

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[TVS @TiinaIlonVS]

Indeed 😂🤣

But to be absolutely serious those physicians shouldn’t be practicing medicine. They are a disgrace to their profession. They should be objective to the American public.

[Barack Impala™ @BarackImpala]

Yes he can!
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[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

There is not a rational human being in America who doesn't support this. No excuses, the Epstein files must be released.