Barb Coard(Parody)

Bisexual sorority sister of Phi Kappa Sig. Foul-mouthed and promiscuous alcoholic. #BlackChristmas #Parody

[Barb Coard(Parody) @BarbCoard]

Yeah, sure. It's, ah... Fellatio 20880. Fellatio. It's a new exchange.

[Barb Coard(Parody) @BarbCoard]

You got it, handsome

[Officer Peter Malloy @OfficerMalloy]

@BarbCoard Be safe Barb

[Barb Coard(Parody) @BarbCoard]

420....my kind of day

[Barb Coard(Parody) @BarbCoard]

@JessyB1974 @ItsMeBilly1974 @BlackChristmas @AtticGirl1974 Damn right!

[Barb Coard(Parody) @BarbCoard]

Shit, every night

[Tina Williams(parody)🦇 @TinaWillH5]

Singing while drunk at the barn. Just another Monday night!

[Barb Coard(Parody) @BarbCoard]

Drunk right now, wyd *burp*

[Barb Coard(Parody) @BarbCoard]

Pfft, rookie

[Tina Moore(parody)🚲 @TinaMooreF13]

If you don't look like this after a party, you're doing it wrong. Drink more alcohol!!

[Barb Coard(Parody) @BarbCoard]

@CyrusMyersrp Damn right.

[Barb Coard(Parody) @BarbCoard]

What's wrong, bitch? You jealous of my swagger?

[Barb Coard(Parody) @BarbCoard]

So the fuck what? Tell him to go eat popsicle sticks.

[Jess Bradford 📞🎄(Parody) @JessyB1974]

Barb!!! Phyl!!! The Moaner is back!!!

[Barb Coard(Parody) @BarbCoard]

Ask her if she has whiskey in the fridge.

[Jess Bradford 📞🎄(Parody) @JessyB1974]

Hello?

[Barb Coard(Parody) @BarbCoard]

Oh I'm sorry, handsome....I didn't notice you with these Gucci shades on. Halfway drunk, too. Watch me strut *hiccup*

[Barb Coard(Parody) @BarbCoard]

It's always a good goddamn day with one of those.

[Rick Dalton @Rick_Dalton69]

My view. It’s gonna be a good fucking day.

[Barb Coard(Parody) @BarbCoard]

They're having a sale on bourbon. Hurry up and grab that shit, and make sure the wife doesn't see it

[Dr. Dan Challis @Cochran_Hater]

My kind of woman.

[Barb Coard(Parody) @BarbCoard]

His name should be Jameson....or Captain Morgan, or Samuel Adams....wait is it a boy or a girl?

[Jess Bradford 📞🎄(Parody) @JessyB1974]

No, I haven't thought of a name for the baby yet. And yes, I know Peter's behind me. I won't fall for it this time....

[Barb Coard(Parody) @BarbCoard]

My glass is empty as hell, what in the shit

[Barb Coard(Parody) @BarbCoard]

Tell them I want them to bring the whole damn keg....no, the entire truck

[Barb Coard(Parody) @BarbCoard]

Where has it been all my damn life??

[Barb Coard(Parody) @BarbCoard]

@Jake99_2000 Cheers

[Barb Coard(Parody) @BarbCoard]

It's time to get drunk dammit

[Dr. Dan Challis @Cochran_Hater]

Damn straight.

[🏳️‍⚧️ Queen MPK 4Eva 🏳️‍⚧️ @QueenMPK4Eva]

Not gonna argue with Barb