Barb

Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse.

[Barb @BarbNewcomer]

This is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I ❤you McDonald's https://t.co/tsmHLqiatG

[McDonald's Corporation @McDonaldsCorp]

@BarbNewcomer It's always a treat when you come in for a visit! See you soon?

[Alex (Dallas) Smith @MrSmithOnBlast]

We joke about how our son (and so many babies) look exactly like Tommy Pickles from Rugrats. We precede to create him a backstory for his alter ego, Tomás Cukes (Cucumber).

If you ever wonder how your parents got weird, you’re the answer.

[Barb @BarbNewcomer]

@north0fnorth @MrSmithOnBlast Citizens of hell!

[Barb @BarbNewcomer]

@MrSmithOnBlast I just X-ed for you

[Barb @BarbNewcomer]

Ahhh, I keep myself young @MrSmithOnBlast

[Barb @BarbNewcomer]

@MrSmithOnBlast Bo Dietl

[Barb @BarbNewcomer]

@MrSmithOnBlast You don’t even know captain aggressive

[Alex (Dallas) Smith @MrSmithOnBlast]

Why did the “monster” from SMILE look like the mascot gritty

[Barb @BarbNewcomer]

@chrissyteigen Delicious mocktails too!!

[Barb @BarbNewcomer]

@chrissyteigen Eat at Jollity! It’s Dayton, but soooo worth the drive. Every dish is thoughtful and intentional and will make your stomach smile.

[Barb @BarbNewcomer]

@MrSmithOnBlast But how many bodies did they find?

[Barb @BarbNewcomer]

Six years of life with the second worst picture taker. Hopefully many, many more. Lucky to have found my match ❤️ @MrSmithOnBlast

[Barb @BarbNewcomer]

When you have had a fever for two weeks and get back to 20 degree weather >>>> GLORIOUS I TELL YA

[Barb @BarbNewcomer]

When you’ve been in quarantine so long you get drunk as soon as your first cocktail winks at you @MrSmithOnBlast

[Barb @BarbNewcomer]

@gohodoug @JacquiHeinrich When people disagree with your opinion it doesn’t make them trolls. It just means they disagree with your opinion.

[Barb @BarbNewcomer]

@MrSmithOnBlast It was me. I laced the lemonade. I thought I would be funny. It is not

[Barb @BarbNewcomer]

@GrantKelly07 fight me

[Barb @BarbNewcomer]

@MrSmithOnBlast @SeelysDitch Thankful to be yours ❤️

[Barb @BarbNewcomer]

Still important

[Barb @BarbNewcomer]

@MrSmithOnBlast Let’s ride on our Jazzys and Rascals*
We will be moving in

[Barb @BarbNewcomer]

It is I, Gazeem