The Virgin Barbara Weston Chandler

The true and honest Barbara Weston Chandler. Mother of the autistic big toe that is @CPU_CWCSonichu (parody, obviously)

[The Virgin Barbara Weston Chandler @BarbWChandler]

@Heehaw_JWF @CPU_CWCSonichu @ranahasse @lolicherrypop I was also traumatized by Bobs junk. Not it’s appearance per say, but the destruction and trauma brought into my life as a result of it is undeniable.

[Leona Marie 🩶 @68leonanoel89]

Goodnight everyone <3 hope you had as good as a day as I did ❤️

[The Virgin Barbara Weston Chandler @BarbWChandler]

You know the judge ordered no contact after you claimed I was stalking you. Just because I happened to be multiple states away from my house and just so happened to stop at your house at random to ask for directions at 3am in a ski mask does not mean anything. It was cold.

[🍎Natalia🤹🏿‍♀️ @NataliaNatashaN]

@KiwiFarmsDotNet Hey, @BarbWChandler! Why didn't you tell me your son is back in jail?!

[The Virgin Barbara Weston Chandler @BarbWChandler]

As much as it pains me to admit this, I indeed am.

[🍎Natalia🤹🏿‍♀️ @NataliaNatashaN]

Hey @BarbWChandler r you still alive or naw?

[The Virgin Barbara Weston Chandler @BarbWChandler]

You act like i didn’t move a new young boytoy in as soon as the door closed on Chris’ cell. His names Santiago and we’re in love. At least until he figures out I’m not actually the heir to the Chandlers Steakhouse fortune.

[Ian Thayer @tweeterman287]

@BarbWChandler Getting lonely at the house, Barb?

[The Virgin Barbara Weston Chandler @BarbWChandler]

I did it! I outlived you Betty! Save me a seat in the afterlife. Preferably one by a window with a breeze since I hear it’s pretty hot where we’re going.

[The Virgin Barbara Weston Chandler @BarbWChandler]

Because god is punishing you with blindness for all your wicked ways heathen! Like teasing an old dementia riddled woman such as myself

[🍎Natalia🤹🏿‍♀️ @NataliaNatashaN]

I didn't even see her at first.

[The Virgin Barbara Weston Chandler @BarbWChandler]

Say it to my face Azreal. Just because my boy is a rapist doesn’t mean you can trash my family. I’ll fucking cut you! I mean… where am I? Where did this phone come from? What’s Twitter?

[Azrael Auditore 🇵🇷 @Heehaw_JWF]

Chris Chan had rape impulses that began way back in his youth when he drew “She Came for CWC” to stop his “urge” of assaulting Megan. Chris is a danger to women and himself and should be locked in prison for the rest of his life with no contact to the outside world.

[The Virgin Barbara Weston Chandler @BarbWChandler]

Decent I guess. A little extra cheese and red sauce lately that’s a bit worrying but I’m past the point of caring.

[🍎Natalia🤹🏿‍♀️ @NataliaNatashaN]

@BarbWChandler How is that chalupa, barb?

[The Virgin Barbara Weston Chandler @BarbWChandler]

@NataliaNatashaN The fact that isn’t even the worst thing that guy did, says a lot about humanity.

[The Virgin Barbara Weston Chandler @BarbWChandler]

It’s called an UnClit you simpleton.

[🍎Natalia🤹🏿‍♀️ @NataliaNatashaN]

@BarbWChandler He hid it in his mangina.

[The Virgin Barbara Weston Chandler @BarbWChandler]

I’m still a better parent than your dad was you little pervert!

[🍎Natalia🤹🏿‍♀️ @NataliaNatashaN]

@BarbWChandler

[The Virgin Barbara Weston Chandler @BarbWChandler]

I am indeed in contact with Chris. Not by choice but he won’t stop texting. If you’re curious how he got a phone in there, all I’ll say is the guards are only trained to check NORMAL orifices for contraband.

[The Virgin Barbara Weston Chandler @BarbWChandler]

That’s it. Enjoy your rain of frogs non believer.

[🍎Natalia🤹🏿‍♀️ @NataliaNatashaN]

@BarbWChandler

[The Virgin Barbara Weston Chandler @BarbWChandler]

Don’t make me send along a message to smite you. You’re already on thin ice missy.

[🍎Natalia🤹🏿‍♀️ @NataliaNatashaN]

@BarbWChandler

[The Virgin Barbara Weston Chandler @BarbWChandler]

Well I always thought I was destined for great things. Not *exactly* the path I foresaw myself taking to achieve those great things but here we are none the less. None of those other b*tches from highschool birthed the savior so who’s the dumb wh*re now Shannon? Hmm?

[SilverBullet @switchme22]

@BarbWChandler How does it feel being the mother of Jesus Christ himself Barb?

[The Virgin Barbara Weston Chandler @BarbWChandler]

Yes I am aware am the mother of Jesus Christ. You may now refer to me as the Virgin Barbara Weston Chandler.

[The Virgin Barbara Weston Chandler @BarbWChandler]

Have you considered fleecing the government for other citizens hard earned tax money? All you need is a kid with “autism” and a case of “dementia” 😉😉😉

[Indulgent Keef Backup @keefbackup]

Uhg really hating my dayjob rn

[The Virgin Barbara Weston Chandler @BarbWChandler]

@NataliaNatashaN I sprinkled holy water on it. I knew you were a demon when you tried to take my booze away and this proves it!

[The Virgin Barbara Weston Chandler @BarbWChandler]

@NataliaNatashaN Yeah I have to limit trips too. I try not to eat fast food at all but that’s usually the place I choose when I do. So happy they finally expanded to where I am a couple years back. Offering quesadillas as a side dish is diabolical.

[The Virgin Barbara Weston Chandler @BarbWChandler]

Now that I am home, I think my next course of action is clear. I’ve gotta figure out a way to get Cole to molest me too so I can go back to the nice hospital. Im accepting suggestions for how to go about this.