Jim

Inventor of the toilet rocket.

[Jim @BarbadosJim]

@ettingermentum Technically correct, this is just accelerating the process

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@twistedYaga @MannyTheTourist @ItsBruhNotBro Hey but they’re getting a buccees! That’s some prime economic development right there! Most excitement that town has gotten since they desegregated the water fountains

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@lukezim Look man, do you wanna solve problems or cheaply feed nostalgia?

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@tardyhard @karinasophia12

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@EDPdude @AlZeidenfeld

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@TateCasey84 @texas_univ @tedcruz @CollegeGameDay Nah, that was fine. They could have insulted his wife, that would have been way more disrespectful. What’s bullshit is ESPN cut a 10 minute political promo and never had someone like Chris Murphy to explain the opposing side. Seems a little bullshit to me but it’s whatever

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@Bonnaroovian Still have spots open?

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@tinabuttajelly Oh no, you may be raising a weeb! I’m so sorry, how can I help?

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@tinabuttajelly Makes me think of the “nice LED headlights, would you like to see an unregistered gun?” bumper stickers

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@hyenamawz @444rosiebaby @snoopydapgo Thank you! So sick of people not just putting a fucking name in their tweet. It’s a plague on this place.

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@tinabuttajelly No thank you.

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@lukezim Shawarma in the food court? You better believe it

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@CollegeGameDay @KirkHerbstreit @PatMcAfeeShow Please don’t. It’ll be worse than the Applebees date night commercial from a few years ago. Just do actual college football stuff!

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@tinabuttajelly 8:30 meeting on a Friday? Into The Contraption.

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@tinabuttajelly There are memories with my grandmother that I’ve lost to time and yet I remember this. My brain is too poisoned. I hate it.

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@CivNationalist A guy named Barack Obama did pretty well in that swing state against guys named John and (though a bit weirder) Mitt, is Abdul that much more unique than Barack?

[Jim @BarbadosJim]

@CivNationalist I literally asked “compared to progressive candidates” so yes, I’d consider Clinton and Harris more centrist than the progressive wing of the Democratic Party. I’d wager so would Dem apparatchiks. Why is acceptable when they lose but unforgivable if progressive candidates lose?

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@tinabuttajelly Calm down, Nancy