Barbara Marzoff

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Can Ryan Reynolds please stop ruining everything?!

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We got distracted talking to a lovely couple about dogs... Tonight has been a fun lesson in never wanting to date ever again.

Love the one your with ladies and gentlemen! 🤣🤣🤣

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"How do you not understand hockey?! There's a PUCK (the black thing on the ICE)... It has to go into the NET (that thing that looks like a spider web)"

The capital lettered words are the ones he stressed HARD to her as I'd she couldn't understand him...

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"So you seem like the kind of girl that likes Persian men, especially tonight"

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Oh god... Now he is explaining the difference between 'baggage' and 'luggage'... She knows the difference

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"oh you need to go to the bathroom? I thought you would call it the baño!"

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Background context, this woman has emigrated to CAN from SAm and has PERFECT English (unfortunately this is a point in the story) ... He is CAN-Persian......

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"I have the perfect sperm, in the US I could sell my unvaccinated sperm for 8k/pop".... " 8 THOUSAND, do you know how much that is?!"

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In the hour we have been here this man has insulted this poor woman, mansplained hockey in the MOST disrespectful way, decided what she was allowed to order, and humble bragged his past conquests ..... (Direct quotes to follow)

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So tonight we decided to go for dinner (a thread)... Restaurant was very busy so we grabbed a spot at the bar.
Had the pleasure of being seated beside a horrific tinder date...

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@TheAlMcLean I've literally only listened to Midnight's (3am) on repeat since 21 Oct at 6am and I wish I could say I'm sick of it but that would be a lie!

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Happy #Midnights Eve ♥️

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It really shouldn't be this warm at 6am on November first.....

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Happy Fall Y'all!! 🎃🍂🎑 #PumpkinSpiceAndEverythingNice

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I have never felt so relaxed, can't wait for this to be a monthly experience ♥️ @Thermeawinnipeg

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Because I'm still in love with you, on this Harvest Moon ♥️🌕

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I successfully converted the PO to team #PSL!

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London Bridge has fallen 💔 Words can't describe how devastating and sad this news is. #RIPQueenElizabethII

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@CIASToronto will the @SkyHawksCanada perform today?! If so, what time?!!

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Time to celebrate Turonna and do everything we wanna at the Ex!!! #CNE2022