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[alex @Barbee_Alex]

Monday:

Me:

[SUNNYD @sunnydelight]

I can’t do this anymore

[Dan Toomey @dhtoomey]

it’s the best time to be short

[alex @Barbee_Alex]

I didn’t even fuck around yet why am I finding out

[Sandra Tayler @SandraTayler]

The Onion is not playing today.

[alex @Barbee_Alex]

If I see one more fucking tweet about euphoria I’m gonna have to delete Twitter

[alex @Barbee_Alex]

Can someone please invent subtitles in real life already bro my hearing is so bad

[alex @Barbee_Alex]

Memorial Fund US Marine SSgt Taylor Hoover https://t.co/3bQXWheoxM

[alex @Barbee_Alex]

There has to be a better way to peel potato’s. No idea how I’ve managed to never cut myself

[alex @Barbee_Alex]

Can we talk about this new mustang suv? Like where tf did that come from and why does is lowkey sick as fuck

[alex @Barbee_Alex]

@TyJohn88 Case and point. Day 1 👊🏻

[alex @Barbee_Alex]

Just because we don’t talk every day doesn’t mean we aren’t friends. I still got all my homies

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

[alex @Barbee_Alex]

Does it not look like they’re all watching the baby take a shit on Kim’s leg? Just me? Ok...

[alex @Barbee_Alex]

@Abbbn0rmal Or more commonly known as Snapchat

[alex @Barbee_Alex]

Can’t wait for it to be cold so I can start smoking cigs again

[alex @Barbee_Alex]

Brother Nature has been around for 4 years... feel old yet?

[Brother Nature @BrotherNature]

Went viral 4 years ago on this day and just wanted to express how thankful I am for u guys and thank you for changing our lives ❤️

[alex @Barbee_Alex]

Working in finance; a short story

[alex @Barbee_Alex]

Do I have coronavirus or is that just the lung cancer from my nicotine addiction

[alex @Barbee_Alex]

Idk WHAT the fuck I ate but I threw up a little in my mouth and it tasted EXACTLY like a four loko. Did not bring back good memories...

[alex @Barbee_Alex]

I’m daddy it’s my day too

[alex @Barbee_Alex]

It’s a Travis Scott humming kind of day