NickJames

Barber. Business Owner. Bulldogs. ChiTown. With the table set in my finest suit, Like a perfect gentleman.

[NickJames @BarberNickJ]

So weird bc I think the same thing everytime I see these weirdos worrying about abortion or saying kill all pedos

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance: "My 6-year-old gives me a big hug and says, 'Daddy, I didn't steal any of the cookies!' Well of course he stole the cookies. So when I hear a guy protesting out of nowhere, 'I did not do any election fraud! I did not do any election fraud!' It makes me wonder, why is that guy protesting so aggressively?"

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Those Michael Rubin white parties feel like the farm system for Epstein Island 2

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Me to Bosnia-Herzegovina right now despite multiple consecutive decades of not caring about soccer:

[NickJames @BarberNickJ]

You can tell this dude knows his stuff bc he was obviously born in a pool

[Jennifer Bendery @jbendery]

As luck would have it, Sean from New York, who used to work for a pool company, was nearby to talk about this blue stuff.

[NickJames @BarberNickJ]

America only did this when they were gonna lock pedos up

[Mr. Whale @CryptoWhale]

🇦🇱 | After days of fierce protests and armed clashes, the Albanian government has announced it is halting all work on Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump’s controversial project.

Crowds are refusing to leave the streets until the entire project is permanently canceled.

[NickJames @BarberNickJ]

Buddy was by-far the worst part of the show the whole time he was on

[Variety @Variety]

Bowen Yang says he left "SNL" because he "never felt central" to the show.

"I never played the dad or the straight-man teacher. I was always kind of there as the seasoning."

Stream the full #ActorsOnActors episode now on the CNN app: https://t.co/jrgGNUUacv

[NickJames @BarberNickJ]

Macho Man WAS SO FUCKIN COOL

[Adam Smith @Smittyverse_]

Take whatever wife slapper Dana White has to say about men’s mental health, ignore it, then listen to what an actual man like Macho Man Randy Savage says regarding handling male emotions

[NickJames @BarberNickJ]

Absolutely everything about weed was better- EXCEPT. For getting the shit lol so much easier now but everything else about it sucks

[Genry @Henry_DeFi]

Things that were cooler when they were illegal:
- weed
- drinking
- gambling
- crypto

Things that got cooler when they became legal:

[Caleb Williams Fan Club @CalebFC18]

Fans: “But we need defense.”

Ben Johnson:

[NickJames @BarberNickJ]

Just spent $96 dollars at Wendys
Thanks Biden!

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Wow this is embarrassing!

Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction at a Pentagon speech and prayer session yesterday.

The prayer was an adaptation of the monologue delivered by Samuel L. Jackson’s character. In the movie, the character falsely attributes it to Ezekiel 25:17 before a killing, saying:

“The path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of camaraderie and duty, shepherd the lost through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to capture and destroy my brother. And you will know my call sign is Sandy 1 when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”

[NickJames @BarberNickJ]

Ahh ok bc every time I look at the Bears schedule I think “who is the fuckin idiot that came up with this??” And well it turns out it is this dude

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨THIS IS INSANE🚨🚨

The entire #NFL schedule used to be made by hand all done by an individual man named Val Pinchbeck.

“To do the schedule, Val would work seven days a week, 10 to 12 hours a day, from mid February until the middle of May.”

🤯

[NickJames @BarberNickJ]

Lmfaoooo

[stabs @taStabss]

when im getting mauled by a strange cow and my buddy knocks me out with a fucking rock

[MaseBoogie 🧃 @M4SEBOOGIE]

@4_Ben_Media “Listen man, ya mom and me ain’t gonna be together anymore.”

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Boomers on Facebook getting duped by AI slop

[NickJames @BarberNickJ]

Indiana has the lowest standards for polluting our water in the whole country, thanks to @EliLillyandCo I fish most of this state and it’s fucking sad

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

This is MASSIVE #Indiana
People don't understand this is literally hundreds of acres of land that were previously growing our food crops and forests that were home to many animals. This will drain and pollute our water table and no one will care until it is too late‼️

[NickJames @BarberNickJ]

He had a closing track loaded lmfao

[Afroman @ogafroman]

My proooofs on the internet

https://t.co/POG81i1vIL

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

When the stripper goin crazy on stage and you see them c section scars

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

Politicians in 1996: “I tried pot but I did not inhale.”

Politicians in 2026: “I fucked a child but I did not eat it.”