Malvina Beltron

[Malvina Beltron @BarbicanBee]

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[Malvina Beltron @BarbicanBee]

My dream girl? Dirty blond hair, strong arms, cold eyes, immaculately shaped facial hair, no remorse

-Are you describing Chuck Norris?

Yes

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Q. Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?
A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

[Malvina Beltron @BarbicanBee]

Me: We do *not* spit on our classmates!

5YO: Well, who DO we spit on, then?

I miss the funny stuff my kids said when they were little.

[Malvina Beltron @BarbicanBee]

*Pulls your panties to the side*

*Tries to remember how I even ended up wearing your panties*

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Just setting up my Twitter. #myfirstTweet