Abu Maximus al-Abama

If you know, you know.

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@BarbieRebranded @HistorianUSA1 Loooooool

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@enahzalexus Oh it’s here @BarbieRebranded

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@RepSwalwell Good fucking riddance you worthless piece of shit. Swallow well.

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@JimmysSeafood @Variety I second the motion

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@AmericanAir Oh, No. I definitely won’t be rebooking with @AmericanAir . I’m not into being fucked over.

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@AmericanAir so you’re sending a crew from Cleveland but don’t know if they will time out before taking us ?

And you don’t know if they’ve left yet?

Who the fuck runs your ops?

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@AmericanAir so after another 5 hour delay we are 8 minutes past boarding with no updates no gate agent…
But you sure are happy to just take my money

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@AmericanAir you are by far the worst fucking airline in existence. After ensuring I missed a funeral this morning, then wasting most of my day, I arrived back at the airport to catch my flight home. But no that flight was delayed 3 hours as well. So I waited. Then right when we’re supposed to start boarding your gate agent makes an announcement that the flight crew for our flight isn’t here yet because they haven’t left Cleveland fucking Ohio yet.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.

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And now you’re deplaning us after sitting at the gate for an hour. Fuck all the way off @AmericanAir

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Super fuck you to @AmericanAir for delaying my flight 3 hours over a broken armrest that had to be fixed with tape, ensuring I missed the funeral for the son of the man who risked his life for mine in an ambush in Afghanistan over a decade ago.

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Edited my original because at the time it was 2.5 hours. Now we’re at 3 hours.

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Now we’re waiting on paperwork. Unfuckingbelievable.

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@bluesky Eat a dick.

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@TheDemocrats Nearly your entire party are sex offenders.

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@TArchcast My 9 yo autistic son reliably identified this as an ankylosaurus.

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@PicturesFoIder @BarbieRebranded

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@BonifaceOption @BarbieRebranded

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