Barbie

Tiffin University ‘17🐉 They call me “gym douche”

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Cleaning your apartment in your underwear is peak adulting.

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I picked up a bonus shift during the day(that was my first mistake..) and I legit feel like the sunlight burns. I may or may not be a vampire.

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@Peanut_1andOnly Is it time I write the book? FBoyology part 1

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I hope my tattoo artist doesn’t get mad I’m changing what I planned on getting 😂 I’ve waited too long for this appointment to reschedule.

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I officially feel like I live in Columbus now that the dominoes employees know who I am.

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I wish I could find a lip gloss that makes me feel popping.

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*sees Facebook memory*
“Awww. I remember when I use to have boobs before lifting....pls come back”

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“I’m King natty” -dude who is clearly not natty.

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How many times do I have to fall down the stairs before I learn my lesson? Smh

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Going the the bathroom, and not having to close the door is next level freedom. #livingmybestlife

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Is it just me or is every guy’s favorite color blue.

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“What would you have done if that inmate tried to attack you “

Again, this ain’t my first rodeo. Hair back, lanyard off. Trauma scheers out of sight. Near the door, and eyeballing every flinch and blink. Try me

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“Why are you eating breakfast food for lunch?”

*It was at that moment the friendship ended. *

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If you ever wonder “should I post that pic of my dog?” DO IT. Nobody is going to be mad I promise.

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“Come Visit me, I don’t have a gf what do you mean “ *one week later *
“Hey I’m single now want to try us again?”
⬆️⬆️⬆️this is why I’m focusing on my faith, potential career change, and fitness. No time for scrubs.

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@Boltze_32 Sounds like a personal prob.

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Where’s all the love for tall girls at.

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@Boltze_32 I was just shocked cause it was a tall gym bro who had muscles himself so I’m like 🙃🙃🙃welp

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@Boltze_32 Well usually the short dudes find me intimidating with my height lol. And then I’ve recently been told by a tall guy I’m still intimidating soooo😂

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This vehicle has me feeling some type of way.

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I somehow survived MURPH. Happy Memorial Day y’all