Amanda 🥀

Swan Queen and Doctor Mechanic trash 🗑 Lesbian 🏳️‍🌈 Cat Mom 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛

[Amanda 🥀 @Barbie_Shoes_]

I changed my handle from BarbieShoesOUaT to Barbie_Shoes_ to be less fandom specific. Same me, same content 😌

[Amanda 🥀 @Barbie_Shoes_]

Finally starting the part of Once Upon a Time that came after I rage quit watching. The Underworld arc. Here goes nothing lol I’m scared

[Amanda 🥀 @Barbie_Shoes_]

Emma’s spray painted hair as the dark one is stealing every scene in a very bad way. Did they even try

[Amanda 🥀 @Barbie_Shoes_]

What was with Emma’s super red-rimmed eyes when she was “going dark” it’s really distracting how ridiculous it looks lol

[Amanda 🥀 @Barbie_Shoes_]

Also Elizabeth Mitchell as the Snow Queen is just 👌🏼🤌🏼👏🏼 I’m forever angry they killed get off instead of having a rivalry between her and Snow over Emma I wanted that so bad

[Amanda 🥀 @Barbie_Shoes_]

Omg, I wish I had thought to find all the old @lilyroro reviews of OUaT before I started watching so I could read them after each episode. That shit made me laugh so hard I cried lmfao

[Amanda 🥀 @Barbie_Shoes_]

Don’t get me wrong I’m mildly entertained enough, I am on s3 after all and still watching. I just wish something felt rewarding. Emma and Regina becoming friendish in Neverland was the only really meaningful payoff OUaT has had.

[Amanda 🥀 @Barbie_Shoes_]

So this isn’t exactly a revelation but I’m realizing in rewatching OUaT that it was always so unsatisfying because the relationships are so empty. Not one romantic relationship had any build up. We were just told it was happening and then it did. The end.

[Amanda 🥀 @Barbie_Shoes_]

Okay OUaT was kinda good for a little bit. The “who murdered Katherine who secretly isn’t dead” storyline was good. They should have not broken the curse and just done stories like that for the series

[Amanda 🥀 @Barbie_Shoes_]

August trying to convince Emma the curse is real by just showing her his leg had me dying like Emma has to be like tf your bare ass hairy shin got to do with a curse

[Amanda 🥀 @Barbie_Shoes_]

I love how Mary Margaret says “after a stint behind bars” like she did hard time and didn’t sit in a single cell with no other inmates, in her own clothes, with takeout for breakfast, and the sheriff is her bestie

[Amanda 🥀 @Barbie_Shoes_]

And why did the story book illustrations look like that? Why so crappy? I used to get paid to make photos into digital “watercolors” it wasn’t that hard and they didn’t look like a shitty illustration filter either

[Amanda 🥀 @Barbie_Shoes_]

All jokes aside, Once Upon a Time is kinda boring. I keep zoning out or leaving the room by accident. I’m hanging in there to relive some SQ moments but idk how I got so obsessed with this show. I wish it was least funny bad, but it’s boring bad

[Amanda 🥀 @Barbie_Shoes_]

My dudes, it really took me until now to realize that OUaT didn’t get bad, it was just always bad 🤣 For all the years of my life I invested in it I don’t think I ever rewatched it. Plot, acting, scenery/cgi… it was all just bad. Except SQ of course 😜

[Amanda 🥀 @Barbie_Shoes_]

We really didn’t talk nearly enough about how bad and excessively used the CGI was

[Amanda 🥀 @Barbie_Shoes_]

So I’m thinking about making a maybe bad choice and rewatching Once Upon a Time, but this time I’ll be a little stoned, so I think it might be a little better lmfao

[Amanda 🥀 @Barbie_Shoes_]

I’m on episode 7 and this shit was gay as hell from the start. Writers really had me believing maybe we made it up but nuh uh they steady gaslighting 🤣

[Amanda 🥀 @Barbie_Shoes_]

@survivorqueen 🤣 I watched the first two episodes. I’m in for it now lmfao

[Amanda 🥀 @Barbie_Shoes_]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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[Amanda 🥀 @Barbie_Shoes_]

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