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🚨BREAKING: If Barcelona can’t sign Alvarez, Deco will ask Rodri to KIDNAP Haaland.

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🚨BREAKING: Bernardo Silva has called Hansi Flick asking if there’s still room for him at Barcelona after hearing Rodri chose Barca over Real Madrid.

FLICK BLOCKED HIS NUMBER

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😂

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🚨BOMBAZO: Gavi has added Rodri to the “10X GROUP CHAT”

Preparations for Vinicius has started.

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🚨BREAKING: Bernardo Silva has called Hansi Flick asking if there’s still room for him at Barcelona after hearing Rodri chose Barca over Real Madrid.

FLICK BLOCKED HIS NUMBER

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🚨BOMBAZO: Gavi has added Rodri to the “10X GROUP CHAT”

Preparations for Vinicius has started.

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@oluwabaronn @Rayanwaves Yh man of his word

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🚨BREAKING: Alvaro Cortes is Araujo replacement for the first team.

The Uruguayan won’t be called up
for most games next season.

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@BarcaTalk2025 I love how you communicated your point respect for that.

But there’s a reason description is in bio.

I only do this because I find them funny

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

🚨💥 “Things are happening” @gerardromero #Transfers 🔵🔴

[Gerard Romero @gerardromero]

☎️☎️☎️☎️☎️☎️☎️☎️☎️☎️

https://t.co/3KVGW54way

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🚨BREAKING: Ferran Torres demands to renew his contract.

• 500k per week
• Starting striker role
• Apology from Barcelona fans

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GAVI 😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️

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🚨💣 BOMBAZO: Ferran Torres interview has NOT gone down well inside the dressing room.

Gavi was so angry he kicked him out of the team WhatsApp group.

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🚨🎙️| Ferran Torres: Tomorrow, I make the biggest announcement of my career.

I’m done HIDING.

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Joan Garcia is a savage man 😭😭

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Is Joining Barcelona the best decision of your career ?

🚨🎙️| Joan: “OBVIOUSLY, I left Espanyol for Barcelona. One decision turned me into a World Champion,La Liga winner, and Zamora Trophy winner.

At Espanyol, the biggest celebration is finishing above 18th. I’d still be fighting relegation if I stayed there.

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🚨💣 BOMBAZO: Ferran Torres interview has NOT gone down well inside the dressing room.

Gavi was so angry he kicked him out of the team WhatsApp group.

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🚨🚨

https://t.co/MGGbCfmCVn

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🚨🎙️| Hansi Flick: Tunkara is the definition of a modern midfielder fast, powerful, aggressive, and technically gifted.

People compare him to Jude Bellingham I think he’s even BETTER.

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@fcb_lisco ❤️

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🚨🎙️| Hansi Flick: Tunkara is the definition of a modern midfielder fast, powerful, aggressive, and technically gifted.

People compare him to Jude Bellingham I think he’s even BETTER.

[BarcaTimez @BarcaTimezz]

🌈🌈

[BarcaTimez @BarcaTimezz]

Is Joining Barcelona the best decision of your career ?

🚨🎙️| Joan: “OBVIOUSLY, I left Espanyol for Barcelona. One decision turned me into a World Champion,La Liga winner, and Zamora Trophy winner.

At Espanyol, the biggest celebration is finishing above 18th. I’d still be fighting relegation if I stayed there.