Parmesan Nick 🧀

Lab rat for UTSW 🧬🧫🐀

[Parmesan Nick 🧀 @Barcaholic11]

@MicahhParsons11 $Nick94

[Leana Wen, M.D. @DrLeanaWen]

BREAKING: FDA advisers voted 17-0 (1 abstain) in favor of authorization of the Pfizer #covid19 #vaccine for 5 to 11 year olds.

This is absolutely the right decision. Many parents will be relieved have a vaccine to protect their children and allow a return to pre-pandemic lives.

[Parmesan Nick 🧀 @Barcaholic11]

@Joe__Show But did you mark it wrong?

[Drebin #894 @TheRealFolo]

Nursing homes about to sound like a war zone

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Study: Red Meat Takes Years Off Of Cow's Life https://t.co/5GZjNAUssf

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘Rise Up, Patriots!’ Rand Paul Calls To Intubated Patients Lying Unconscious In Hospital ICU https://t.co/At9E2fPc0a

[Jasmine Camacho-Quinn @JCamachoQuinn]

I AM AN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST 🥇🇵🇷

[Parmesan Nick 🧀 @Barcaholic11]

@siahnaragoodbye “That mf needs jesus”

Nas: “Comin right up 😏”

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

yeah

[Nicole Blades @NicoleBlades]

Truth plus more truth.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dream Crushed Over Trivial Bullshit Represents Nation Better Than Gold Medal Ever Could https://t.co/Eqd0kSuPMg

[Ping Mu 🇺🇦 @PingMu_PhD]

This is me, exactly

[Byron T. Kittle @ByronKittle]

@washingtonpost

[Mikey Rocks @SirMichaelRocks]

RONALD REAGAN IN THE 80s: “YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD REASON FOR BEING LATE FOR TODAYS CIA BRUNCH. “

CIA AGENT:

[Parmesan Nick 🧀 @Barcaholic11]

As a certified reformed redneck, I approve.

[𝖿𝖾𝗆𝖻𝗈𝗍 @rzldzl420]

redneck china isnt much different than redneck america

[The Onion @TheOnion]

U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths https://t.co/Fe37yOsX5f