Barclay Pastiche 🇬🇧🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Barclay Pastiche, OBE, Former Conservative MP for Royston Vasey North. Spokesman for SA Tyre Ltd. 🇬🇧

[Barclay Pastiche 🇬🇧🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BarclayPastiche]

@bolddigger52 @Nigel_Farage Only one note necessary:
Resign and allow Elon Musk to hand over the reigns to Tommy. 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@bolddigger52 Farage needs to step aside, he's gone soft and liberal!
A more level-headed and likeable man is what we need. His name is Tommy Robinson, and Elon will buy his freedom!
With Boris and Musk behind Tommy, Reform will be unstoppable!

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@bolddigger52 @elonmusk Farage needs to step aside, he's gone soft and liberal! A more level-headed and likeable man is what we need. His name is Tommy Robinson, and Elon will buy his freedom!
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@elonmusk I did NOT fight for freedom and justice in
TWO world wars,
and the Falklands,
to allow an invasion of Belgium brats under the banner of Stsrmer's EU!
Please come to our impoverished lands and liberate us! You will be met warmly!
God bless the King and god bless president Musk!

[Barclay Pastiche 🇬🇧🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BarclayPastiche]

Lovely to see my darling wife getting some good paddle surf practice with her instructor!

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@RishiSunak @lucyfrazermp Thanks to mobile betting, we can now lose money from the comfort of our own homes. It's good to see @lucyfrazermp is taking steps to protect common dregs from their own idiocy and greed.
There's more to life than winning, and the next General Election will be testament to that.

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@RishiSunak @lucyfrazermp Thanks to mobile betting, we can now lose money from the comfort of our own homes. It's good to see @lucyfrazermp is taking steps to protect common dregs from their own idiocy and greed.
There's more to life than winning, and the next General Election will be testament to that.

[Barclay Pastiche 🇬🇧🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BarclayPastiche]

@blumenfeld I would pay, a bad amount of money, for your tweets

[Barclay Pastiche 🇬🇧🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BarclayPastiche]

@RishiSunak What is Raine?

[Barclay Pastiche 🇬🇧🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BarclayPastiche]

@HfromHorley @bolddigger52 I've decided to start calling hotels ahead to make sure there're no migrants or riff raff, I had called the Principal during my stay at the Grand, the receptionist had a slight accent so I hung up the phone immediately.

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@DanFegan @bolddigger52 I didn’t fight in two world wars and the Falklands to be called a liar!

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@HfromHorley @bolddigger52 Don’t worry young man, it’s The Grand, York, so probably out of your price range anyway

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@tomhfh Britain is headed towards fascism, I did NOT fight in two world wars and the Faulkands to be told I have to wear a seatbelt, this is EXACTLY what Hitler would've wanted.
Proper Brits don't care if wearing a seatbelt protects yourself and those around you, we die like real men.

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@tomhfh As always, Tom is absolutely right!
I was watching the video of Rishi with my children for Politics class (all home schooled), and they asked 'Papa, if our leader doesn't wear a seatbelt, does that mean we shouldn't either?'
'That's for you to decide my darlings.'

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As always, Tom is absolutely right!
I was watching the video of Rishi with my children for Politics class (all home schooled), and they asked 'Papa, if our leader doesn't wear a seatbelt, does that mean we shouldn't either?'
'That's for you to decide my darlings.'
#FreeThinkers

[Tom Harwood @tomhfh]

Should you be free to marginally increase your own individual likelihood of dying by choosing to not wear a seatbelt in a moving vehicle?

[Barclay Pastiche 🇬🇧🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BarclayPastiche]

@DizzyOnaball @elon I’m actually in contact with the Duchess, she messaged me privately on Twitter. Sadly the palace have frozen her bank cards, and locked her out of her verified twitter.
Luckily I could transfer her some BitsCoin and some Google Play vouchers to see her through this month.

[Barclay Pastiche 🇬🇧🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BarclayPastiche]

The .@Elon era of Twitter is marvellous.
My inbox has been inundated with requests from young, spunky and interesting people.
From incredible crypto deals, to raunchy romance, the conversations are riveting.
My wallet may be lighter, but my heart is fuller.
#elon #twitter

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@sophielouisecc They absolutely loathe that I’m the son of an immigrant, always foils their allegations of my being racist.
How could I be racist for screening blacks and Scots from my surgery?
My father was French (and bravely outed hundreds of resistance fighters to the Nazis I might add)

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@lordmiles https://t.co/p6L8vZZcxf