Bardi Gemini

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

“as I contemplated the long awaited “u up?” text from Mr. Big, I had to wonder— why do we ask “u up?” when really we’re asking “u down?” “- if carrie bradshaw had a twitter

[Michael Bloch @MichaelBloch15]

My client walked out of Rikers Island today after a jury acquitted him of all charges. He waited in jail for his trial for 3 years. He lost his job and missed his son’s first 3 birthdays simply because he couldn’t afford bail. He’s not unique - THIS IS OUR SYSTEM. #reform

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

i'm the family's breadwinner and my wife is sick of it. "stop entering bread giveaway contests. the house is covered in crumbs" she says

[SZA @sza]

“How others treat me is their path . How I react is mine.”

[Bardi Gemini @BardiParty]

Yass girl

[Bardi Gemini @BardiParty]

@ChildhoodShows Best part of the DVD!

[Bardi Gemini @BardiParty]

What do people with both at the same time do? Double leg bounce?

[ohlode @ohlode]

Ayyyy

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

You know what's sexy?

Not you. Move the fuck along.

[Bardi Gemini @BardiParty]

@lozear @TRL Yes we do! 😏🙋‍♀️

[Bardi Gemini @BardiParty]

🤣🤣🤣

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

The back of the bottle literally says “refrigerate after opening” and y’all still put it in the cabinet. Y’all don’t follow directions and that’s why y’all keep getting pregnant.

[Bardi Gemini @BardiParty]

Heard that 😎😎

[Andrew Gillum @AndrewGillum]

“Illegals” is not a noun.

[Bardi Gemini @BardiParty]

😟🤫

[Bardi Gemini @BardiParty]

Yass 👏👏👏👏👏

[Bardi Gemini @BardiParty]

🤔😝 good idea

[Bardi Gemini @BardiParty]

😜

[coffee bae @iamsashakae]

if you remove the condom without the knowledge AND consent of your partner and you continue to have intercourse you have indeed committed rape. removing the condom changes the context of the sex they consented to. they did not consent to raw sex. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[🐘 @__KingDean]

If your time alone is spent worried about anything other than yourself, you need more time alone.

[Ida 🇵🇸 @ida_skibenes]

There’s a saying in Norway and I want to share it with you:

Fuck this fucking shit, and then fuck that shit some more. Fuck it all to hell and back again and then fuck that shit as well.

So, it’s not really a saying, but I feel slightly better now.