Bulbous Baggins

Ragescroller, Sooner, recovering bitter infertile, comprised of equal parts stress and red wine. Black lives matter.

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You know what’s been the actual best about #ElectionDay so far? Watching @SteveKornacki essentially quantify sexism+racism real-time on msnbc when he compares the Biden vs Harris spread. So fun. Love this country.

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@jerrodtuck @mattmccoin Can you imagine if public education was funded like the OU Athletic Department? Gender? JFC, this guy.

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread:

Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

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I still get irrationally pissed when I hear a song from this album.

[University of Oklahoma @UofOklahoma]

OU-Norman Emergency: There is an active shooter at the Van Vleet Oval. Take immediate action now. Run. Hide. Fight!

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Same vibes.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump says you can declassify documents by just thinking about it

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Do you compose emails in your head in the shower or are you normal

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For the pro-creators 👇🏼

[WheatNOil @WheatNOil]

I have a number of followers who are new parents. As a child psychiatrist and a father, I will add to this thread in time to give, what I can assure you, is very valuable advice you won’t find in any medical literature.

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There is no sound louder than people without young children closing doors adjacent to your sleeping baby.

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@truthhammer777 @TBTAnna

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@BearFilth @RogerThatGraham ☹️But can you blame me? I work 100% remotely, choosing here now seems like pure insanity.

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Let's get ready to crumble!!!

[Suzanne @SJohnsdottire]

Pro-lifers don't like complexity. At 17 weeks my placenta detached and he was much too small. I thought I felt my baby's frantic attempts to breathe. My OBGYN advised me to terminate the pregnancy, there wasn't much time. But I couldn't.

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@JoeBiden Yeah we did that already. Now it’s your turn to do something.

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@LoganDobson @JohnCornyn No what he’s doing is dog whistling to the hood-wearing part of his base so he doesn’t get booed off stage again at the next TX GOP convention. But good try.

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The pure majesty

[Anderson @andrson_andrsen]

now this is cinema

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It’s true. The 3 y/o calls it the “blah bowl”

[Edwardly Gay @houseofcarlyle]

Every time a kid is sick I ask myself why we use the same bowl for puke and popcorn. I have money. I can afford another bowl. Yet here we are.

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