Popsicles (Greek)

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@MariGO2thepolls These are all weird but Kentucky Croatia?

[Emperor Orcbrand's Kojimaic Matters @kojimaicmatters]

Believing that "people wouldn't do crimes if their basic needs were met" while also believing that "greedy rich people are stealing from everyone" never registers to the people who say this shit as inherently contradictory.

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@mattyglesias I know Chicago's in there but B allows me to just park myself on a beach chair in Petoskey for a month

[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

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@jwilcox79 Border guard at the harbor in Victoria, BC interrogated me like I was drenched in flop sweat and wearing a bulky trenchcoat. I had just gotten off of the tourist ferry from Seattle with my elderly mother so I can see why she had her guard up of course.

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@JamesSurowiecki What? This should not be a difficult exercise for a 46 year old man. I'm able to do this at 8 months pregnant.

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@conor64 Feather Alert is like something a racist sixth grader came up with

[Ooo @ooogoesbrrr]

when you’re in a Teams meeting and you’re not paying attention and you suddenly hear your name

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@literally_chad I'm married and pregnant with his child and I'm still "Popsicles (from OKCupid)" in his phone.

[Dylan @notnotdylm]

imagining Fred Schneider doing the "wake me up!" part in Bring Me To Life

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@hanfjob Think of a raven!

Remember! Affect = Verb, Effect = Noun

[Tomos Doran 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇮🇱🕊️ 🇵🇸 @portraitinflesh]

Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen:

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

*sniffs in your direction with my proboscis*

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@AlterStreams I have no opinions about Jo Koy one way or the other but the face he's making in that poster activates some kind of caveman rage node in my brain

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@allie__voss Some girlfriends of mine have started a smut book club and I feel so alienated from them over it.

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@Nomads4Pritzker This is what I've thought the entire time. I take some joy in knowing he's never gonna see the completion of that ugly ass thing.

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@DanFriedman81 Red and yellow, friendly fellow. Red and black, friend of Jack.