Joe Bard

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"What we imagine is order is merely the prevailing form of chaos."

[Joe Bard @BardtheJoe]

I'm glad Austria won #Eurovision2025 but I'm even more glad that Israel got shafted for the third year in a row despite the votes being rigged to shit by Moroccan Oil.

[Joe Bard @BardtheJoe]

The obvious winners of #Eurovision2025 should be Baby Lasagna and Käärijä and it's not even close. Bad move bringing out two powerhouses in such an epically bad year.

[Bojan Pajtić @PajticBojan]

Ismevajte ih. Time razbijate strah kod onih koji ih se plaše. Ismevajte ih. Jer je ljude sramota da podrže onog ko je predmet sprdnje. Ismevajte ih. Time ih gurate na nepoznat teren, jer duhovitost zahteva inteligenciju. Ismevajte ih. Jer, čemu se smejati, ako ne karikaturi?

[Joe Bard @BardtheJoe]

Elon is such a fucking beta soyboy that he makes the Nazi salute look like a dab. Just fucking embarrassing.

[Joe Bard @BardtheJoe]

Sometimes, things in life are much simpler than we want to believe. For example, if someone is very excited about AI "art" and claim it democratizes art, they are shit at being a human being. That's all there is to it.

[Joe Bard @BardtheJoe]

@sonjasajzor Kada bismo samo mogli da upregnemo kinetičku energiju Sonjinog klatna između Gomeza Adamsa i razvaljotki, istražvali bismo Proksimu Kentauri za tri meseca.

[Joe Bard @BardtheJoe]

@sonjasajzor Son of a bitch. Forbidden kulen.

[Joe Bard @BardtheJoe]

@sonjasajzor Please and I say this as a Satanist, seek Jesus

[Joe Bard @BardtheJoe]

@sonjasajzor U Sajlent Hilu imam vece sanse da prezivim ako izadjem napolje.

[Joe Bard @BardtheJoe]

The slow death of Twitter is a delight to watch, especially Elon's coping about it. The death of LinkedIn will fill me with more joy than I can explain. Mewling Nazis I can deal with. The psychotic nonsense LinkedIn lunatics post frightens me more than the most eldritch horror.

[Joe Bard @BardtheJoe]

@sonjasajzor Samo ako je book-accurate gde vitla čekićem za kroket.

[Joe Bard @BardtheJoe]

There's nothing more pro-life or small-government conservative than an unelected African immigrant grid-locking the government and defunding child cancer research to the tune of 190 million. This season of America is jumping the shark hella early.

[Joe Bard @BardtheJoe]

The almighty REEEE coming from Gamers (tm) after learning that Ciri will be the protag in The Witcher 4 is feeding my soul.

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

you’re laughing? a wealthy CEO who profited off of the health concerns and often worst moments of millions of peoples lives got shot point blank in broad daylight and they can’t find the suspect bc too many people wanted him dead to narrow it down and you’re laughing?

[Joe Bard @BardtheJoe]

Time to get the fuck outta here
https://t.co/LjPFAwG5BG

[Joe Bard @BardtheJoe]

@sonjasajzor Mbti je Majers-Brigs test licnosti, aka horoskop za ljude koji misle da su previse pametni za horoskop.

[Joe Bard @BardtheJoe]

@hungrybowtie All zoomers look older than millenials, it is just a fact of life.

[Joe Bard @BardtheJoe]

The Substance expects me to believe that Demi Moore is not hot, and that is just too much suspension of disbelief for me.

[Joe Bard @BardtheJoe]

@sonjasajzor Ponekad samo predaje hemiju u srpskoj skoli, sto mu izadje na isto.

[Joe Bard @BardtheJoe]

@sonjasajzor Zavisi čije.